A collection of quotes of the former criminal Scott Lang, also known as Ant-Man.
Movies[]
Ant-Man[]
Spoken by Scott Lang[]
- "I'm not going to miss my little girl's birthday party."
- ―Scott Lang[src]
- "Nailed it."
- ―Scott Lang[src]
- "I’m employing the Bullet Ants. Hapanera-clamda-mana-merna. I don’t remember what it’s called but I feel bad for this guy."
- ―Ant-Man[src]
- "Why don't you pick on someone your own size?"
- ―Scott Lang to Darren Cross[src]
Spoken about Scott Lang[]
- "Mommy?"
"Hm?"
"Is daddy a bad man? I heard some grown ups say he's bad."
"No. Daddy just gets confused sometimes, you know?" - ―Cassie Lang and Maggie Lang[src]
- "Are you trying to find my daddy?"
"Yeah, I am, sweetheart. I just want your daddy to be safe."
"Hope you don't catch him." - ―Cassie Lang and Jim Paxton[src]
- "I always suspected you had a suit stored away somewhere. Which begs the question, who is the new Ant-Man? Who is the man that my beloved mentor trusted even more than me? Scott Lang. A martyr who took on the system and paid the price, losing his family and his only daughter in the process. Exactly your kind of guy, Hank! He escapes his jail cell without leaving any clue as to how. And then he disappears magically, despite having no money to his name. And now he brings me the Ant-Man suit. The only thing that can rival my creation."
- ―Darren Cross to Hank Pym[src]
Dialogue[]
- "Welcome to Baskin-Robbins. Would you like to try our Mango Fruit Blast?"
"Uh, no thanks. Um, I will have... I'll have a burger please."
"Oh, we don't...we don't make that."
"Pretzel. Hot pretzel, like, mustard...in mustard dip?"
"It's ice cream. Baskin-Robbins."
"I'll just do with whatever's hot and fresh."
"Dude." - ―Scott Lang and a customer[src]
- "Hiya, Dale."
"Come on in. Pull up some chair. Three years in San Quentin, huh?"
"You found out."
"Baskin-Robbins always finds out."
"Look, I’m sorry, alright, but I…no one would hire me."
"Breaking and entering. Grand larceny."
"Look, I’m… I’m sorry, I… you know, it was… I don’t do it anymore. I’m just trying…"
"Respect. I couldn’t be happier about it."
"Really?"
"Yeah, yeah."
"Oh, thank you, thank you."
"You really stuck it to those billionaire S.O.Bs. And the more I read about what you did and stuff, I’m like, “Wow, I know this guy? I’m in charge of this guy?” Yeesh!"
"Well, I’m very happy in this job, and I’m… I really just appreciate the opportunities and…"
"Yeah, yeah. Well, you’re fired of course. I mean, I can’t really keep you on."
"Wait, what? Fired?"
"Yeah."
"Dale, look, it wasn’t a violent crime, I mean, I’m a good worker."
"No, it wasn’t a violent crime. It was a cool crime. I’ll tell you what, though, this’d be totally off the books, off the records, but, uh… if you want to grab one of those Mango Fruit Blasts on your way out the door, I’ll just pretend I didn’t see it." - ―Scott Lang and Dale[src]
- "Hey, Scotty, what’s up? I thought you were supposed to be at work?"
"I was, I got fired."
"Damn! They find out who you are?"
"Yep."
"Baskin-Robbins always finds out, bro."
"Baskin Robbins don’t play."
"You want some waffles?"
"Yeah, I’ll take a waffle."
"Oh. That's Kurt Goreshter. He was in Folsom for five years, he’s a wizard on that laptop."
"Nice to meet you."
"Yeah, nice to meet you too. And who are you?"
"Dave. Nice work on the Vista job."
"Vista job? Yes. No, no, I have heard of this robbery."
"Well, technically, I didn’t rob them. Robbery involves threat. I hate violence, I burgled them. I’m a cat burglar."
"You mean you’re a pussy?"
"Yeah."
"They were overcharging the customers, right? And it added up to millions. He blows the whistle and he gets fired. And what does he do? He hacks into the security system, and transfers millions back to the people that they stole it from."
"Posts all the bank records online."
"And he drove the dude’s Bentley into a swimming pool!"
"What are you doing? Hmm? Why are you telling my life’s story to these guys? What do you want?"
"Okay. My cousin talked to this guy two weeks ago about this little, perfect job."
"No way."
"No, no, no. Wait! This guy… this guy fits your M.O."
"No! I’m finished man. I’m not going back to jail."
"It’s some retired millionaire living off his golden parachute, It’s a perfect Scott Lang mark!"
"I don’t care. I’m out." - ―Luis, Scott Lang, Dave and Kurt Goreshter[src]
- "What?!"
"Old man have safe."
"And he's gone for a week!"
"Okay, so there's an old man, he has a safe and he's gone for a week. Let's just roll with that." - ―Scott Lang, Kurt Goreshter and Luis[src]
- "I was very impressed with how you managed to get past my security system. Freezing that metal was particularly clever."
"Were you watching me?"
"Scott, I've been watching you for a while, ever since you robbed Vistacorp. Oh, excuse me, burgled Vistacorp. Vista's security system is one of the most advanced in the business. It's supposed to be unbeatable, but you beat it." - ―Hank Pym and Scott Lang[src]
- "I think our first move should be calling the Avengers."
"I've spent half my life trying to keep this technology out of the hands of a Stark. I'm sure as hell not going to hand-deliver it to one now. This is not some cute technology like the Iron Man suit. This could change the texture of reality. Besides, they're probably too busy dropping cities out of the sky."
"Okay, then why don't you just send the Ants?"
"Scott, they are ants. Ants, they can do a lot of things, but they still need a leader." - ―Scott Lang and Hank Pym[src]
- "You know, I think this regulator is holding me back."
"Do not screw with the regulator. If that regulator is compromised, you would go subatomic."
"What does that mean?"
"It means that you would enter a Quantum Realm."
"What does that mean?"
"It means that you would enter a reality where all concepts of time and space become irrelevant as you shrink for all eternity. Everything that you know and love, gone forever."
"Cool. Yeah, if it ain't broke..." - ―Scott Lang and Hank Pym[src]
- "Who the hell are you?"
"I'm Ant-Man." - ―Sam Wilson and Scott Lang[src]
- "How are we gonna get Scott inside?"
"The water main. You can’t add security to a water main. The pressure is too strong, but if we can decrease it, that’s how I get in." - ―Hope van Dyne and Scott Lang[src]
- "We need a fake security guard on the inside, somebody else to hack into the power supply and a getaway guy."
"No, no, no! Not those three wombats!" - ―Scott Lang and Hank Pym[src]
- "Did you think you could stop the future with a heist?!"
"It was never just a heist!" - ―Yellowjacket and Ant-Man[src]
- "You insult me, Scott. Your very existence is insulting to me. You know it would be much easier to hit you if you were bigger!"
"Yeah, I agree." - ―Yellowjacket and Ant-Man[src]
- "Can’t be sending Cassie’s dad back to jail on a technical glitch, right?"
"Thank you, Paxton. I’m blown away. Thank you for everything you do for Cassie." - ―Jim Paxton and Scott Lang[src]
Captain America: Civil War[]
Spoken by Scott Lang[]
- "I believe this is yours, Captain America!"
- ―Ant-Man to Captain America[src]
- "I'm the boss. I'm the boss. I'm the boss. I'm the boss. I'M THE BOSS!"
- ―Ant-Man[src]
- "You wanna get to them? You gotta go through me."
- ―Ant-Man to Black Panther[src]
- "Does anyone have any orange slices?"
- ―Ant-Man[src]
Spoken about Scott Lang[]
- "How about our other recruit?"
"He's ready to go. I'll have to put a little coffee in him, but... he should be good." - ―Steve Rogers and Clint Barton[src]
- "Okay, tiny dude is big now. He's big now."
- ―War Machine[src]
Dialogue[]
- "Captain America."
"Mr. Lang."
"It's an honor. I'm shaking your hand too long. Wow, this is awesome! Captain America. I know you too, you're great. Jeez. Look, I wanna say, I know you know a lot of super-people so... thanks for thinking of me." - ―Scott Lang and Steve Rogers[src]
- "Hey, man."
"What's up, Tic Tac?"
"Uh, good to see you. Look, what happened last time-"
"It was a great audition, but it'll... it'll never happen again." - ―Scott Lang and Sam Wilson[src]
- "They tell you what we're up against?"
"Something about some... psycho assassins?"
"We're outside the law on this one, so if you come with us, you're a wanted man."
"Yeah, well, what else is new?" - ―Steve Rogers and Scott Lang[src]
- "Look, I really don't want to hurt you."
"I wouldn't stress about it." - ―Ant-Man and Black Widow[src]
- "Oh, you're gonna have to take this into the shop!"
"Who's speaking?"
"It's... your conscience. We don't talk a lot these days." - ―Ant-Man and Tony Stark[src]
- "We need a diversion. Something big."
"I got something kinda big, but I can't hold it very long. On my signal, run like hell. And if I tear myself in half, don't come back for me."
"He's gonna tear himself in half?"
"You sure about this, Scott?"
"I do it all the time. I mean once... in a lab. Then I passed out." - ―Falcon, Ant-Man, Winter Soldier and Captain America[src]
- "Hank Pym always said, you never can trust a Stark."
"Who are you?"
"...Come on, man." - ―Scott Lang and Tony Stark[src]
Avengers: Infinity War[]
Spoken about Scott Lang[]
- "We need all hands on deck, where's Clint?"
"After the whole Accords situation, he and Scott took a deal, it was too tough on their families, they're on house arrest."
"Who's Scott?"
"Ant-Man."
"There's an Ant-Man and a Spider-Man?" - ―Bruce Banner, Natasha Romanoff and Steve Rogers[src]
Ant-Man and the Wasp[]
Spoken by Scott Lang[]
Dialogue[]
- "Okay. We're in. Aw, this place is a maze. Where's that map? We're definitely close. Are you ready? “
“ I'm ready, Daddy. “
“ Are you sure? Cause once we're inside, you show any hesitation or fear, we're done.“
“I eat fear for breakfast.“
“ Wow. That is super cool. Come on.“
“ Look! It's Anton. He'll show us the way. Anton, which way do we go? Anton, which way do we go?! Thanks Anton! Look! The ants have burrowed into the tech facility. Oh, no! Lasers! Oh! I got lased! The secret vault. Tell me you brought the contact lens.“
“Yup!“
“ Perfect! Right there.“
“ There! It's the microtreasure!“
“ My trophy?“
“It looks like treasure.“
“ Oh, it is to me. “
“I wanna take it to show and tell.“
“Oh, you can't do that. Can't. It never leaves the house. It's too important. This is the best birthday present you ever got me." - ―Scott Lang and Cassie Lang[src]
- "How big did you get?"
"My record? Twenty-one feet. You?"
"Sixty-five feet."
"Sixty-five?"
"If you two are finished comparing sizes."
"Sixty-five." - ―Scott Lang, Bill Foster and Hope van Dyne[src]
- "So, how long have you been Ant-Man, again?"
"Not long. And it just sort of happened. But I seem to mess it up almost every time."
"Maybe you just need someone watching your back. Like a partner." - ―Cassie Lang and Scott Lang[src]
- "You go low, I'll go high."
"I have wings, why would I go low?" - ―Ant-Man and Hope van Dyne[src]
- "Great job back there. Are you gonna say the same thing to me?"
"Good job."
"Thank you." - ―Ant-Man and Hope van Dyne[src]
Avengers: Endgame[]
Spoken about Scott Lang[]
- "Scott, get this back to the compound."
- ―Captain America to Ant-Man[src]
Dialogue[]
- "Hi! Uh, is anyone home? This is Scott Lang. We met a few years ago, at the airport, in Germany? I got really big."
"Is this an old message?"
"Ant-Man? Ant-M - I know you know wh - I know you know that!"
"That's the front door."
"That's me. Can you buzz me in?" - ―Ant-Man, Captain America, and Black Widow[src]
- "Have any of you guys ever studied Quantum Physics?"
"Only in conversation."
"Alright, five years ago, right before Thanos, I was in a place called the Quantum Realm. The Quantum Realm is like its own microscopic universe. To get in there, you have to be incredibly small. Hope, she is my ah... she was my ah... she was supposed to pull me out and then Thanos happened and I got stuck in there."
"Sorry, that must have been a very long five years."
"It wasn't. For me, it was five hours. See, the rules of Quantum realm aren't like they are up here. Everything is unpredictable. Is that anybody's sandwich? I am starving."
"Scott, what are you talking about?"
"What I am saying is... Time works differently in the Quantum Realm. I can't stop thinking about what if we could control the chaos and we could navigate it. What if there was a way we could enter the Quantum Realm at a certain point in time, but then exit the Quantum Realm at another point in time, like before Thanos."
"Wait, are you talking about a time machine?"
"No, of course not, not a time machine. This is more like a... yeah, like a time machine. I know it's crazy, it's crazy but I can't stop thinking about it. There is got to be some... it's crazy."
"Scott, I get emails from a raccoon, so nothing sounds crazy anymore."
"So, who do we talk to about this?" - ―Scott Lang, Natasha Romanoff and Steve Rogers[src]
- "Quantum fluctuation messes with the Planck's scale, which then triggers the Doidge proposition. Can we agree on that? In layman's terms, it means, you are not coming home."
"I did."
"No, you accidentally survived. It's an billion-in-one cosmic fluke. Now you want to pull a...what you call it?"
"A Time Heist."
"Yeah, a time heist. Of course. Why didn't I think of this before? Oh, because it's laughable, 'cos it's pipe dream."
"The stones are in the past. We could go back, we could get them."
"We can snap our own fingers. We can bring everybody back."
"Or screw up worse than he already has, right."
"I don't believe we would."
"Got to say that sometimes you miss that giddy optimism. However, high hopes won't help, if there is no logical, tangible way for me to safely execute the said, time heist. I believe the most likely outcome would be our collective demise."
"Not if we strictly follow the rules of time travel. I mean, no talking to our past-selves, no betting on sporting events..."
"I'm going to stop you right there, Scott. Are you seriously telling me that your plan to save the universe is based on, Back to the Future?"
"No..."
"Good, you got me worried there. 'cos that would be horse shit. That's not how Quantum Physics works."
"Tony, we have to take a stand."
"We did stand. And yet here we are."
"I know you got a lot on the line. Your wife, your daughter. But I lost someone very important to me. A lot of people did and now, now... we have a chance to bring her back, bring everyone back and you're telling me..."
"...leave it. I can't." - ―Tony Stark, Scott Lang, Steve Rogers and Natasha Romanoff[src]
- "Hey, Humie. Where's Big Green?"
"The kitchen, I think. That's awesome."
"Rhodey, careful on re-entry. There's an idiot in the landing zone."
"Oh, God."
"What's up, Regular-Sized Man?" - ―Rocket Raccoon, Scott Lang, Nebula and War Machine[src]
- "If we can do this; you know, go back in time; why don't we just find baby Thanos, you know, and..."
"Okay, first of all, that's horrible."
"It's Thanos!"
"And secondly, time doesn't work that way. Changing the past doesn't change the future."
"We go back, we get the stones before Thanos gets them, Thanos doesn't have the stones! Problem solved!"
"Bingo."
"That's not how it works!"
"Well that's what I heard."
"Who told you that?"
"Star Trek, Terminator, Timecop, Time After Time..."
"Quantum Leap?"
"A Wrinkle in Time, Somewhere in Time..."
"Hot Tub Time Machine?"
"Hot Tub Time Machine, Bill & Ted's Excellent Adventure, basically any movie that deals with time travel!"
"Die Hard? No, that's not one..."
"Look, this is known!"
"I don't know why everyone believes that, but that isn't true. Think about it. If you go into the past, that past becomes your future, and your former present becomes the past, which can't now be changed by your new future!"
"Exactly!"
"So, Back to the Future is a bunch of bullshit?" - ―War Machine, Hulk, Scott Lang, Clint Barton and Nebula[src]
- "Mr. Rogers, I almost forgot, your suit did nothing for your ass."
"No one asked you to look, Tony."
"It's ridiculous."
"I think you look great, Cap. As far as I'm concerned, that's America's ass." - ―Tony Stark, Steve Rogers and Ant-Man[src]
- "Thumbelina, do you copy? I've got eyes on the prize. It is go-time."
"Bombs away."
"Is... is that Axe body spray?"
"Yeah, I had a can just for emergencies. Relax. Can we focus, please?"
"I'm going inside you. Now." - ―Tony Stark and Ant-Man[src]
- "Scott, how long do you need to get that thing working?"
"Maybe ten minutes."
"Get it started. We'll bring the stones to you."
"We're on it, Cap." - ―Iron Man and Captain America buy Ant-Man and the Wasp time to get the Quantum Tunnel in Luis' van working during the Battle of Earth[src]
WHiH Newsfront[]
Episode 1.05: WHIH EXCLUSIVE: Scott Lang Interview[]
Dialogue[]
- "You seem very unrepentant Scott, you can see why so many of us have trouble believing your side of the story."
"Yeah, so many of you who get paid by Vistacorp. I'm getting tired of your biased accusations." - ―Christine Everhart and Scott Lang[src]
- "Mr. Lang, with all due respect, WHiH has been covering global news in detail for the past two decades. From the recent security breach at S.H.I.E.L.D. headquarters, to the earth-shattering events at Sokovia. I reported on Tony Stark in Gulmira and believe me, you're no Tony Stark."
"Thank God." - ―Christine Everhart and Scott Lang[src]
Comics[]
Ant-Man - Scott Lang: Small Time[]
Spoken by Scott Lang[]
- "Now all that money goes back where it belongs."
- ―Scott Lang[src]