"There is not a man or woman, no matter how fit he or she may be, who is capable of carrying the entire world on their shoulders." "Steve was." "From what Mr. Stark has told me, Captain Rogers relied heavily on you. For courage, strategy, and moral guidance. You were his support."
"Sousa." "Hey, Mack, I, uh, got a hot tip for ya." "What?" "Yeah, Howard Stark's stolen inventions. They're... they're... they're on a boat near the south side pier. The Heartbreak, dock 12." "Who is this?" "Just a pal." "Tell me you na... How did you get this number?" "Have a lovely night."
"How could he possibly meet this many women?" "The Academy Awards is a very busy time... What are you doing?" "A large portion of the women on this list are well known actresses, models and socialites. Publicly established for several years. They can be disregarded." "Well, I wouldn't dismiss her." "You think Ginger Rogers is a Russian assassin?" "You should have seen her eyes when I escorted her from Mr. Stark's villa. The darkest gates to the abyss."
"Mr. Jarvis, how would you feel if we smashed that mirror with this table?" "I would feel splendid about it." "Alright, we pick it up, and then on the count of three--" "Battering ram. Ready? One... Two... Wait. What if there are people behind this mirror that we're breaking?" "Then they may get hurt, there'll be a spray of glass." "I see. One... Two... Wait! What if those hypothetical people behind the mirror have guns?" "Then we may get hurt, there'll be a spray of bullets." "I see. One... Two... Three!(The two break the mirror) No people. Everybody wins." "I've just thought of something." "We're still attached to a table." "We are still attached to a table."
"You were gonna shoot me out of the sky?" "Well, I thought that was what you would have wanted." "No! No, it's not. And for future reference, under no circumstance would I want anyone to shoot or otherwise hurt me. You got that?" "Your point is amply made, sir."
"Regrettably, you are not the only house guest to whom Mr. Stark has extended an invitation. Meet the newest member of the Stark Mansion menagerie, Bernard." "Bernard?" "Bernard Stark, to give him his full name."