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Jarvis

A collection of quotes of Howard Stark's butler, Edwin Jarvis.

Movies[]

Avengers: Endgame[]

Dialogue[]

"Jarvis. Have we ever met that guy?"
"Seems very familiar."
"Weird beard, though."
Howard Stark and Edwin Jarvis[src]

Agent Carter[]

Episode 1.01: Now is Not the End[]

Spoken by Edwin Jarvis[]

"Jarvis residence."
―Edwin Jarvis answering the phone[src]
"It would seem it works."
Edwin Jarvis[src]
"Swish the glass with the vermouth, tip it out, then add the gin. Well, I'm sorry, Mr. Stark, I'm afraid I can't be everywhere at once. You're quite right. Miss Carter's an excellent choice. I don't think she'll have any suspicions at all."
Edwin Jarvis to Howard Stark[src]

Spoken about Edwin Jarvis[]

"When you're not humiliating him, that fellow up there is my butler, Edwin Jarvis. He'll help you any way he can."
Howard Stark[src]

Dialogue[]

"Edwin, I'm home!"
"Uh, I won't be a moment, Ana!"
Ana and Edwin Jarvis[src]
"The next time you approach a woman in a dark alley, you might want to introduce yourself."
"Well, I shall endeavour to remember that, provided my concussion isn't too severe. Should you need me, call any time before 9:00."
"What happens at 9:00?"
"My wife and I go to bed. 7:00, sherry, 8:00, Benny Goodman. 9:00, bed."
"You're new to espionage, aren't you?"
"Far from it. Last summer, I caught the cook pocketing the good spoons. What now, Miss Carter?"
"Now I go to work."
Peggy Carter and Edwin Jarvis[src]
"Where does your wife think you are right now?"
"One of Mr. Stark's more... amorous admirers has refused to vacate his penthouse. I am presently supervising her extraction."
"I imagine that's quite believable."
"You have no idea."
Peggy Carter and Edwin Jarvis[src]

Episode 1.02: Bridge and Tunnel[]

Spoken by Edwin Jarvis[]

"This isn't one of his primary residences. Mr. Stark uses this more for private entertaining."
―Edwin Jarvis[src]
"On occasion, Mr. Stark enjoys adding a theatrical element to his romantic endeavors."
―Edwin Jarvis[src]
"An ideal butler provides service without being asked."
―Edwin Jarvis[src]
"There is not a man or woman, no matter how fit he or she may be, who is capable of carrying the entire world on their shoulders."
―Edwin Jarvis[src]

Dialogue[]

"The maid arrives at 10:00, the florist usually by noon."
"Cancel them both."
"And I shall... cancel them both."
―Edwin Jarvis and Peggy Carter[src]
"There is not a man or woman, no matter how fit he or she may be, who is capable of carrying the entire world on their shoulders."
"Steve was."
"From what Mr. Stark has told me, Captain Rogers relied heavily on you. For courage, strategy, and moral guidance. You were his support."
―Edwin Jarvis and Peggy Carter[src]

Episode 1.03: Time and Tide[]

Spoken by Edwin Jarvis[]

"Well, this will be novel; I haven't been in the back of a car for years."
―Edwin Jarvis[src]

Spoken about Edwin Jarvis[]

"What about Mr. Fancy?"
"Who's that?"
"You know, the guy I've seen around the automat. Nice suit, nice car, nice shoulders."
Angie Martinelli and Peggy Carter[src]

Dialogue[]

"What brings you here?"
"My landlady gave me an idea"
"Oh, splendid! Why, now if we could get an opinion from your butcher..."
―Edwin Jarvis and Peggy Carter[src]
"Sousa."
"Hey, Mack, I, uh, got a hot tip for ya."
"What?"
"Yeah, Howard Stark's stolen inventions. They're... they're... they're on a boat near the south side pier.
The Heartbreak, dock 12."
"Who is this?"
"Just a pal."
"Tell me you na... How did you get this number?"
"Have a lovely night."
Daniel Sousa and Edwin Jarvis, faking an awkward American accent[src]

Episode 1.04: The Blitzkrieg Button[]

Dialogue[]

"Sorry, you're counting the ransom in front of me."
"Our boss is a very precise man."
"Your manners never cease to disappoint."
―Edwin Jarvis and smuggler[src]

Episode 1.05: The Iron Ceiling[]

Dialogue[]

"He can be thoughtless. Inconsiderate. Vain. Childish. Unreliable. Arrogant."
"You flatter him."
―Edwin Jarvis and Peggy Carter[src]

Episode 1.06: A Sin to Err[]

Dialogue[]

"How could he possibly meet this many women?"
"The Academy Awards is a very busy time... What are you doing?"
"A large portion of the women on this list are well known actresses, models and socialites. Publicly established for several years. They can be disregarded."
"Well, I wouldn't dismiss her."
"You think Ginger Rogers is a Russian assassin?"
"You should have seen her eyes when I escorted her from Mr. Stark's villa. The darkest gates to the abyss."
Peggy Carter and Edwin Jarvis[src]

Episode 1.07: SNAFU[]

Dialogue[]

"Mr. Jarvis, how would you feel if we smashed that mirror with this table?"
"I would feel splendid about it."
"Alright, we pick it up, and then on the count of three--"
"Battering ram. Ready? One... Two... Wait. What if there are people behind this mirror that we're breaking?"
"Then they may get hurt, there'll be a spray of glass."
"I see. One... Two... Wait! What if those hypothetical people behind the mirror have guns?"
"Then we may get hurt, there'll be a spray of bullets."
"I see. One... Two... Three!(The two break the mirror) No people. Everybody wins."
"I've just thought of something."
"We're still attached to a table."
"We are still attached to a table."
Peggy Carter and Edwin Jarvis[src]

Episode 1.08: Valediction[]

Dialogue[]

"How's that look?"
"Like a nest of spiders with very short legs."
"That's good enough."
Howard Stark and Edwin Jarvis[src]
"You were gonna shoot me out of the sky?"
"Well, I thought that was what you would have wanted."
"No! No, it's not. And for future reference, under no circumstance would I want anyone to shoot or otherwise hurt me. You got that?"
"Your point is amply made, sir."
Howard Stark and Edwin Jarvis[src]
"How refreshing to meet someone who appreciates the finer things."
"I appreciate the finer things. I just don't want to know what's happened in and on the fine things."
―Edwin Jarvis and Peggy Carter[src]

Episode 2.01: The Lady in the Lake[]

Spoken by Edwin Jarvis[]

"I couldn't maneuver him into his enclosure. He's the devil in pink."
Edwin Jarvis to Peggy Carter[src]

Dialogue[]

"Regrettably, you are not the only house guest to whom Mr. Stark has extended an invitation. Meet the newest member of the Stark Mansion menagerie, Bernard."
"Bernard?"
"Bernard Stark, to give him his full name."
Edwin Jarvis and Peggy Carter[src]

Episode 2.02: A View in the Dark[]

Spoken about Edwin Jarvis[]

"Did he catch you with his patented tortoise of fury?"
Ana Jarvis to Peggy Carter[src]

Episode 2.03: Better Angels[]

Spoken by Edwin Jarvis[]

"I've no desire to spend the rest of time as a disembodied voice."
―Edwin Jarvis[src]

Episode 2.04: Smoke & Mirrors[]

Spoken by Edwin Jarvis[]

"Jarvelous!"
Edwin Jarvis[src]

Episode 2.05: The Atomic Job[]

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Episode 2.06: Life of the Party[]

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Episode 2.07: Monsters[]

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Episode 2.08: The Edge of Mystery[]

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Episode 2.09: A Little Song and Dance[]

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Episode 2.10: Hollywood Ending[]

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Iron Man 2: Public Identity[]

Spoken by Edwin Jarvis[]

"Fathers and sons. That particular relationships...often so difficult to maneuver. For both sides. But time heals all wounds."
―Edwin Jarvis to Tony Stark[src]
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