"Gamora. Surgically modified and trained as a living weapon. The adopted daughter of the Mad Titan, Thanos. Recently, Thanos lent her and her sister Nebula out to Ronan, which leads us to believe that Thanos and Ronan are working together."
"I’m a warrior, an assassin. I don’t dance." "Really? Well, on my planet, we have a legend about people like you. It’s called Footloose. And in it, a great hero, named Kevin Bacon, teaches an entire city full of people with sticks up their butts that, dancing, well, is the greatest thing there is." "...Who put the sticks up their butts?"
"There are two types of beings in the universe. Those who dance, and those who do not." "I get it, yes. I'm a dancer, Gamora is not." "You just need to find a woman that is pathetic, like you." "Thanks, buddy."
"Show time, A-holes! it will be here any minute." "And it will be its last." "I thought your thing was a sword?" "We've been hired to stop an inter-dimensional beast from feeding on those batteries and I'm going to stop it with a sword?" "It's just... swords were your thing and guns were mine, but... I guess we're both doing guns now. I just didn't know that." "Drax, why aren't you wearing one of Rocket'sAero-Rigs?" "It hurts." "Hurts?" "I have sensitive nipples." "Wa-ha-ha-ha! My nipples hurt! Oh, goodness me!" "What about him, what's he doing?" "I'm finishing this so we can listen to tunes while we work." "How is that important?" "Blame Quill, he's the one who loves music so much!" "No, I actually agree with Drax on this, that's hardly important right now." "Oh, ok, sure Quill" "No, seriously, I side with Drax." "I understand that, your being very serious right now." "I can clearly see you winking!" "Dam, I'm using my left eye?" "I am Groot." "They were not looking at you funny." "Oh, well that's intense." "Groot!" "Groot, get out of the way your going to get hurt! Oh, hi!" "No, no! Spit it out! Come on! That's disgusting!" "The beast's hide is too thick to be pierced from the outside! I must cut through it from the inside." "What? No, Drax! Drax!" "What's he doing?!" "He said that the skin is to thick to be pierced on the outside so..." "That doesn't make any sense!" "I tried telling him that!" "Skin has the same level of thickness on the inside as it is on the outside!" "I realize that!" "There's a cut on its neck! Rocket, get it to look up!". "Alright, you giant sea monkey, up here! Whoa, watch it Quill!" "Yes! I have single-handily vanquished the beast! What?"
"Either one of you could have gotten us through that field, if you had flown with what’s between your ears instead of what’s between your legs!" "If what’s between my legs had a hand on it, I guarantee I could have landed this ship." "It’s not funny, Peter. We almost died. Because of your arrogance." "More like because he stole Anulax Batteries!" "They’re called Harbulary batteries." "No, they’re not!"
"I created what I imagined biological life to be like. Down to the most minute detail. " "Did you make a penis?" "Dude!" "What is wrong with you?" "If he's a planet, how could he make a baby with your mother? He would smush her." "I don't need to hear how my parents..." "Why? My father would tell the story of impregnating my mother every winter solstice." "That's disgusting.It was beautiful. You earthers have hang-ups." "Yes, Drax, I got a penis." "Thank you." "And it's not half bad."
"Nebula, I was a little girl, trying to live day by day, not knowing or understanding what that meant to you. There are many other girls out there, like us. You can stay with us, and help them. "I can help them, by killing Thanos."
"So I guess this could all be mine someday." "Rocket? Rocket, you there? Dammit. What are you doing, Peter?" "Dance with me." "No. I’m not..." "Come on. This is Sam Cooke, one of the greatest Earth singers of all time. Drax thinks you’re not a dancer." "If you ever tell anyone about this, I’ll kill you." "When are we going to do something about this...unspoken thing between us?" "What unspoken thing?" "This Cheers-Sam-and-Diane-guy-andgirl-on-a-TV-show-who-dig-eachother-but-never-say-it-’cause-whenthey-do-the-ratings-would-go-down sort of thing?" "There is no unspoken thing between us." "Well, that’s a Catch-22. Because if you said there was, it would be spoken, and then you’d be a liar. So by saying there isn’t, you’re telling the truth, and admitting there is." "That’s not...What we should be discussing right now is that something about this place doesn’t feel right." "What are you talking about? You were the one who wanted me to come here!" "That girl, Mantis. She’s afraid of something." "Why are you trying to take this from me?" "I’m not..." "He’s my father. He’s blood..." "You have blood on earth. You never wanted to return there." "Again, you made me come here! And Earth?! Earth is the place my mother died in front of me." "No, it’s because that’s real, and this is a fantasy." "This is real. I’m only half human, remember?" "That’s the half I’m worried about." "Oh, I get it. You’re jealous because I’m part god! You like me being the weak one!" "Uh. You were insufferable to begin with. I haven’t been able to reach Rocket. I’m going to see if I can get a signal outside." "You know, this isn’t Cheers after all. It’s whatever the show is where one person is willing to, you know, open themselves up to new possibilities, and the other person is just kind of a jerk who doesn’t trust anyone! It’s a show that doesn’t exist - it would never be made, it would be so horrible! It would get zero ratings!" "You’re having a conversation with yourself! I don’t know what Cheers is!" "I finally found my family, don’t you understand that!?" "I thought you already had." "So this is how it ends, then? Our whole story. Like this? You and me?" "Get it through your head, Peter. There is no you and me. There never was."
"Out of the way, dumber, smaller Groot!" "I told you something didn’t feel right!" "‘I told you so.’ That’s really what I need right now." "I came back, didn’t I?" "Because there’s an unspoken thing." "There is no unspoken thing." "What are you doing? You could have killed us all crashing in here like that!" "Uh, ‘Thank you, Rocket’?" "We had it under control." "We did not. That is only an extension of his true self. He will be back soon." "What’s Smurfette doing here!?" "Back rubs, dishes, killing gods, whatever I need to do to get a damn ride home." "She tried to murder me!" "I saved you, you stupid fox." "He’s not a fox." "I am Groot." "I’m not a raboon either!" "I am Groot." "‘Raccoon,’ whatever!" "How do we kill a Celestial?" "There’s the centre to him - his brain, his soul, whatever it is, in some sort of shell..." "It’s in the caverns below the surface." "Yondu?" "If he’s got that fin back, I am so screwed."