- "Well, would you look at that?"
- ―Dottie Underwood to Gloria
Gloria is a resident at the Griffith Hotel.
Gloria was with the other tenants at supper when Angie Martinelli caught Peggy Carter putting rolls into her purse; she overheard Carter tell Martinelli that that would not be a regular occurrence. Martinelli tried to ease Carter's embarrassment by telling her the food smuggling secrets of other tenants. After Carol told them her secret, Vera said Gloria has a compartment in her pocketbook that can fit a cup of gravy. They gave Gloria a look; she was eating while Dottie Underwood checked her pocketbook and was surprised by its content, asking her to make her one compartment to hold pickles. Gloria agreed.
- Miriam Fry - Landlady
- Peggy Carter - Neighbor
- Angie Martinelli - Neighbor
- Dottie Underwood - Neighbor
- Carol - Neighbor
- Vera - Neighbor
- Molly Bowden - Former Neighbor