"What? No!" "He thinks you want him to wear it as a hat." "That's not what I said!" "I am Groot." "He's relieved that you don't want him to." "I am Groot." "He hates hats." "I am Groot." "On anyone, not just himself." "I am Groot." "You see someone and think they have a weird head and then it just turns out part of their head is a hat. That's why you don't like hats?"
"Alright, first you flick this switch, then this one, that activates it. Then you press this button, which will give you five minutes to get out of there. Now, whatever you do don't push this button, because that will set off the bomb immediately and we will all then be dead. Now, repeat back what I just said." "I am Groot. I am Groot." "That's right." "I am Groot." "NO! That's the button that will kill everyone. Try again. "I am Groot. I am Groot. I am Groot" "NO! That's exactly what you just said! How's that even possible? Which button is the button you're supposed to push? Point to it. NO!"
"Dude, seriously? You gotta clean up your room it's a complete mess." "I am Groot." "I am not boring, you're boring. You know what's boring? Sitting there playing that mind numbing game. What's boring is me tripping over your vines everyday. I'm not boring." "I am Groot." "And now I know how Yondu felt."