"You know, look... I got a real job. What do you want? I'm working. I've got something going on, here." "What, harassing interns?" "Let me tell you something. Do you know what happened when I told everyone I was Iron Man's bodyguard? They would laugh in my face. I had to leave while I still had a shred of dignity. Now I got a real job. I'm watching Pepper." "What’s going on? Fill me in." "For real? All right, so she’s meeting up with this scientist. Rich guy, handsome. I couldn’t make his face at first, right?"
"What are you doin', buddy? You out by yourself? A little date night? Watching your favorite chick flick maybe?" "Yeah, a little movie called "The Party's Over", starring you and your junkie girlfriend, and here's the ticket."
"See, Happy is... is hoping to get bumped up to asset management. He was "forehead of security", and before that he was just a driver." "That was a private conversation. I don't like joking about this. It was hard for me to talk to you about it."
"So after the press conference, Happy will show you to your room, your new quarters, see that he is next to Vision." "Yeah, Vision's not big on doors." "It's so much fun." "Or walls." "You'll fit right in."