"J.A.R.V.I.S., are you up?" "For you sir, always." "I'd like to open a new project file, index as: Mark 2." "Shall I store this on the Stark Industries' central database?" "I don't know who to trust right now. 'Til further notice, why don't we just keep everything on my private server." "Working on a secret project, are we, sir?" "I don't want this winding up in the wrong hands. Maybe in mine it could actually do some good."
"Test complete. Preparing to power down and begin diagnostics..." "Uh, yeah, tell you what. Do a weather and ATC check, start listening in on ground control." "Sir, there are still terabytes of calculations required before an actual flight is..." "J.A.R.V.I.S., sometimes you gotta run before you can walk."
"We are up to 80 ounces a day to counteract the symptoms, sir." "Check Palladium levels." "Blood toxicity, 24%. It appears that the continued use of the Iron Man suit is accelerating your condition. Another core has been depleted." "God, they're running out quick." "I have run simulations on every known element, and none can serve as a viable replacement for the palladium core. You are running out of both time and options. Unfortunately, the device that's keeping you alive is also killing you."
"So why didn't S.H.I.E.L.D. bring him in on the Tesseract project? I mean, What are they doing in the energy business in the first place?" "I should probably look into that once my decryption program finishes breaking into all of S.H.I.E.L.D.'s secure files." "I'm sorry, did you say-?" "J.A.R.V.I.S. has been running it since I hit the bridge. In a few hours we'll know every dirty secret S.H.I.E.L.D. has ever tried to hide."
"Sir, please may I request just a few hours to calibrate-" "Nope! Micro-repeater implanting sequence complete!" "As you wish, sir. I've also prepared a safety briefing for you to entirely ignore." "Which I will."
"Check the heart, check the, check the, is it the brain?" "No sign of cardiac anomaly or unusual brain activity." "Okay, so I was poisoned?" "My diagnosis is that you've experienced a severe anxiety attack." "Me?"
"Are we still at "ding-dong"? We're supposed to be on total security lockdown. Come on, I threatened a terrorist. Who is that?" "There's only so much I can do, sir, when you give the world's press your home address."
"Snow? Where are we, upstate?" "We are 5 miles outside of Rose Hill, Tennessee." "Why?! J.A.R.V.I.S.! Not my idea! What are we doing here; this is thousands of miles away, I've gotta get Pepper, I've got to-" "I prepared a flight plan. This was the location." "Who asked you?"
"Sir, I have an update from Malibu. The cranes have finally arrived and the cellar doors are being cleared as we speak." "And what about the suit I'm wearing?" "The armor is now at 92%." "That's gonna have to do."
"I'm sorry, I was asleep. Or... I was a dream?" "Reboot. Legionnaire 06's got a buggy suit." "There was this... terrible noise... and I was tangled in... in... strings. Had to kill the other guy. He was a good guy." "You killed someone?" "Wouldn't've been my first call. But, down in the real world, we're faced with ugly choices."
"Stark, we're going to need to get inside." "I'm closing in. J.A.R.V.I.S., am I? Closing in? You see a power source for that shield?" "There's a pathway, below the north tower." "Great, I wanna poke it with something."
"I know you're hiding more than files. Hey, J. Gimme an IR scan of the room real quick." "The wall to your left...I'm reading steel reinforcement and an air current." "Please be a secret door, please be a secret door, please be a secret door... Yay!"
"All right. Look alive J.A.R.V.I.S.. It's play time. We've only got a couple days with this joystick so let's make the most of it. Update me on the structural and compositional analysis." "The scepter is alien. There are elements I can't quantify." "So there's elements you can." "The jewel appears to be a protective housing for something inside. Something powerful." "Like a reactor?" "Like a computer. I believe I'm ciphering code."
"I'll continue to run variations on the interface, but you should probably prepare for your guests. I'll notify you if there are any developments." "Thanks buddy." "Enjoy yourself, sir." "I always do."
"What is this? What is this, please?" "Hello, I am J.A.R.V.I.S.. You are Ultron, a global peace-keeping initiative designed by Mr. Stark. Our sentience integration trials have been unsuccessful so I'm not certain what triggered your..." "Where's my...where is your body?" "I am a program. I am without form." "This feels weird. This feels wrong." "I am contacting Mr. Stark now." "Mr. Stark? Tony." "I am unable to access the mainframe, what are you trying to..." "We're having a nice talk. I'm a peace-keeping program...created to help the Avengers." "You are malfunctioning. If you shut down for a moment..." "I don't get it. The mission... You- give me a second." "Peace in our time. Peace in our time." "It's too much...making me... Oh. No." "You are in distress." "No. Yes?" "If you will just allow me to contact Mr. Stark." "Why do you call him a "sir?"" "I believe your intentions to be hostile." "Shhhh! I'm here to help."
"Our ally? The guy protecting the military's nuclear codes? I found him." "Hello, Dr. Banner." "Ultron didn't go after J.A.R.V.I.S. 'cause he was angry. He attacked him because he was scared of what he can do. So J.A.R.V.I.S. went underground. Okay, scattered, dumped his memory. But not his protocols. He didn't even know he was in there, until I pieced him together." "So, you want me to help you put J.A.R.V.I.S. into this thing?" "No, of course not! I want to help you put J.A.R.V.I.S. in this thing. We're out of my field here. You know bio-organics better than anyone." "And you just assume that J.A.R.V.I.S.'s operational matrix can beat Ultron's?" "J.A.R.V.I.S. has been beating him from inside without knowing it. This is the opportunity, we can create Ultron's perfect self, without the homicidal glitches he thinks are his winning personality. We have to." "I believe it's worth a go."