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A collection of quotes of the S.H.I.E.L.D. agent Jemma Simmons.
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Agents of S.H.I.E.L.D.

Episode 1.01: Pilot

Spoken about Jemma Simmons

"I'm engineering, she's bio-chem."
Leo Fitz[src]

Dialogue

"Whoa, whoa, whoa! Watch it, that's the Night-Night Gun!"
"Well, it's on my stuff, it doesn't work and there's no way we're calling it the "Night-Night Gun."
"The bullets work. Non-lethal, heavy stopping power, break up under the sub-cutaneous tissue--"
"Oh, with a dose of .1 microliters of dendrotoxin. I'm not Hermione. I can't create instant paralysis with that!"
Leo Fitz and Jemma Simmons[src]

Episode 1.02: 0-8-4

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Episode 1.03: The Asset

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Episode 1.04: Eye-Spy

Dialogue

"We're gonna have this new 'Night-Night' pistol working in no time, okay?"
"Great. One thing. We're not calling it that."
"Told you."
"Yes, we-- Yes, we are."
Leo Fitz, Grant Ward and Jemma Simmons[src]

Episode 1.05: Girl in the Flower Dress

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Episode 1.06: FZZT

Spoken by Jemma Simmons

"It's science, Fitz! I have to dissect something!"
―Jemma Simmons to Leo Fitz[src]

Dialogue

"What's Fitz doing over there?"
"He detected a strange energy coming off the body."
"It's the smell!"
"There's no shame in it Fitz, it's perfectly natural to be afraid."
"No, the only thing I'm afraid of is putrid decaying flesh corrupting my pristine workspace! Do you remember what happened the last time you brought a dead thing into the lab?"
"Oh not the stupid cat again, and it's our lab, not yours!"
"No, the cat. Tell him about the cat! You left it's liver next to my lunch!"
Phil Coulson, Jemma Simmons and Leo Fitz[src]
"Don't you dare act like these last few months haven't been the highlight of your entire pasty life."
"Pasty? Oh, really? Well, when did you become so sun-kissed? Because I'm pretty sure that every minute of every day, you've been stuck in a lab right beside me. At the Academy, Sci-Ops, this plane, you've been right beside me the whole damn time!"
Jemma Simmons and Leo Fitz[src]

Episode 1.07: The Hub

Spoken by Jemma Simmons

"You... certainly have a gorgeous head, don't you? I like men who are about my height but heavier than me."
―Jemma Simmons to Jasper Sitwell[src]

Episode 1.08: The Well

Spoken by Jemma Simmons

"In ancient times, people believed the heavens were filled with gods and monsters and magical worlds. Then, as time passed, those beliefs faded into myth and folklore. But now we know the stories were true. Other worlds, with names like Asgard, do exist. And beings once revered as gods, like Thor, have returned, leaving us with more questions and... an enormous mess to clean up."
―Jemma Simmons[src]

Episode 1.09: Repairs

Dialogue

"You think that's what they were researching at that lab?"
"Trying to create another portal, yes."
"Failing, until a malfunction produced a burst of energy."
Grant Ward, Jemma Simmons and Leo Fitz[src]
"It's not funny. I was sleeping peacefully. Very clever, Simmons."
"I-I didn't do it!"
"Oh, well Ward. I don't appreciate-"
"Don't look at me!"
"Ok, then Skye."
"No!"
"Well who then? The bunks should be off limits! No, don't laugh! Because I know it was one of you!""
Leo Fitz, Jemma Simmons, Grant Ward, and Skye[src]

Episode 1.10: The Bridge

Dialogue

"I have to put away four times what I used to, just to keep my energy up."
"Oh, and after you use your strength?"
"Maybe ten times the food? Then I usually crash afterwards. It's really hard on my body."
"Hard. Body. Got it."
Mike Peterson and Jemma Simmons[src]

Episode 1.11: The Magical Place

Dialogue

"Bet there aren't any flowered dresses where she's going."
"Amen to that, sister."
―Jemma Simmons and Leo Fitz[src]

Episode 1.12: Seeds

Spoken about Jemma Simmons

"It's true what the other guys say-- you are the smartest person to come through here."
"Is that what they say? Yeah, well, Simmons is probably smarter, technically, but that's because she likes homework more than life itself."
Donnie Gill and Leo Fitz[src]

Dialogue

"It's strategic."
"It's adorable."
"The Tin Man has a heart after all."
Grant Ward, Jemma Simmons, and Skye[src]

Episode 1.13: T.R.A.C.K.S.

Spoken by Jemma Simmons

"I'm getting into character. My undercover persona harbors some residual resentment to her absent American father."
―Jemma Simmons to Phil Coulson[src]

Dialogue

"You never had any time for her, but you made time for your work. And your prostitutes!"
"Prostitutes? Plural?"
―Jemma Simmons and Phil Coulson while undercover[src]

Episode 1.14: T.A.H.I.T.I.

Spoken about Jemma Simmons

"You're a real miracle worker."
Antoine Triplett to Jemma Simmons[src]
"My man Trip's got eyes for that biotech gal of yours."
John Garrett to Phil Coulson[src]

Episode 1.15: Yes Men

Spoken by Jemma Simmons

"These are the same readings Dr. Selvig and Dr. Foster picked up in New Mexico and in London. They herald the arrival of an Asgardian."
―Jemma Simmons[src]
"I have a duty to you, sir, as my commanding officer. But I also have a duty as a S.H.I.E.L.D. scientist to pursue this, to save lives!"
―Jemma Simmons[src]

Dialogue

"No. That's an order."
"That's not a good-enough reason!"
Phil Coulson and Jemma Simmons[src]

Episode 1.16: End of the Beginning

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Episode 1.17: Turn, Turn, Turn

Dialogue

"He is a good man!"
"He's a liar!"
―Jemma Simmons and Victoria Hand[src]

Episode 1.18: Providence

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Episode 1.19: The Only Light in the Darkness

Spoken about Jemma Simmons

"You're stranded on a desert island alone. Sitting in the sand is a box. What's in the box?"
"How big is the box?"
"Just say the first answer that comes into your mind."
"Simmons."
Eric Koenig and Leo Fitz[src]

Dialogue

"You're stranded on a desert island alone. Sitting in the sand is a box. What's in the box?"
"That's a hard one, let me think... The TARDIS."
Eric Koenig and Jemma Simmons[src]

Episode 1.20: Nothing Personal

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Episode 1.21: Ragtag

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Episode 1.22: Beginning of the End

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Episode 2.01: Shadows

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Episode 2.02: Heavy is the Head

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Episode 2.03: Making Friends and Influencing People

Spoken by Jemma Simmons

"Where you taking me? ... Thank you, thanks very much."
―Jemma Simmons to HYDRA agents[src]

Episode 2.04: Face My Enemy

Spoken about Jemma Simmons

"So, I don't have an ex, but there was this girl that I liked, and I told her how I felt, but she didn't feel the same, so she left."
Leo Fitz[src]

Episode 2.05: A Hen in the Wolf House

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Episode 2.06: A Fractured House

Spoken by Jemma Simmons

"If I ever see you again, I'll kill you."
―Jemma Simmons to Grant Ward[src]

Episode 2.07: The Writing on the Wall

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Episode 2.08: The Things We Bury

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Episode 2.09: Ye Who Enter Here

Spoken by Jemma Simmons

"You're very lucky, Trip. If they hadn't used the clotting agent on your wounds... Well let's just say I'm glad they did."
―Jemma Simmons to Antoine Triplett[src]

Dialogue

"We were in the bottom of the ocean, in a storage pod, left for dead. And Fitz... he said something that caught me completely off-guard."
"Ah, those three little words."
"Yes! Well, no. I mean, not exactly. I barely had a moment to process what he said or how I felt about it, next thing I know, he's giving me the oxygen, water's rushing in and... He's ... He's laying there, in the hospital bed. He was so pale."
"How long was Fitz in the coma?"
"Nine of the longest days of my life. When it finally broke, he couldn't speak. He just stared at me, confused. All I wanted to do was help him. All I wanted was... My best friend back."
"Your best friend?"
"I never thought of him as anything else. That said, I can't imagine my life without him. It's all very confusing."
"You've never told him any of this, have you?"
"Oh, lord no."
―Jemma Simmons and Bobbi Morse[src]

Episode 2.10: What They Become

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Episode 2.11: Aftershocks

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Episode 2.12: Who You Really Are

Dialogue

"Skye is my friend. She's different."
"Oh, yeah. Like I was your friend, and then I changed. How did you handle that?"
"Uh, t-the point is, secrets don't help any of us. Skye should have just come clean."
"What, and risked being locked up, studied, or who know what else? No, I wouldn't let her."
"Oh, you wouldn't let her."
"We could have handled her in a way that could have kept everybody safe."
"It wasn't fair to us, Fitz. We had a right to know."
"A right to know. What... is that the same way that Sif and the Kree had the right to know?"
"I think the situation is a bit different, mate."
"No, you would have done to her exactly what they wanted to."
"You don't know that!"
"Yes, I do know that! They would--you would--you'd "handle her"! Mack just said! Like, uh... like Skye's something to be locked up in a cage somewhere. We should be protecting her."
"No, Fitz. We're the ones that need the protection from her."
―Jemma Simmons, Leo Fitz, Alphonso Mackenzie, Bobbi Morse, and Lance Hunter[src]

Episode 2.13: One of Us

Dialogue

"I won't stay long, I just need to use the microwave. I didn't want to disturb May and her ex."
"Disturb them from...?"
"They're in the kitchen, talking."
"What are they talking about? Is it about Skye's condition?"
" No, it was of a personal nature. Seems that May isn't a good cook."
"Something Agent May doesn't excel at... interesting."
"Yeah, he teased her about it... she was laughing."
"Oh, he makes her laugh! Clearly she still likes him, and have you seen the way he looks at her?"
"Yeah, I have eyes Jemma, of course I've seen."
"I wonder what happened between them, why end it?"
"They're a bizarre pair. He listens for a living and she doesn't speak."
"Well you know what they say, opposites attract."
Leo Fitz and Jemma Simmons[src]

Episode 2.14: Love in the Time of HYDRA

Dialogue

"What was in the case, Jemma?"
"Something to help Skye."
"Because you want to change her, is that it?"
"Stop it. I don't want to change Skye, the Diviner did that. I'm just trying to fix her."
Leo Fitz and Jemma Simmons[src]
"Things change, that's what I'm saying, so maybe if you can learn to control this then you could have Avengers level powers. Something like Captain America even."
"I think it best we keep in mind the unstable nature of Skye's power. If there is an Avenger equivalent right now, I'm afraid it's the Hulk."
"Well, Hulk saved the world last I checked."
Leo Fitz and Jemma Simmons[src]

Episode 2.15: One Door Closes

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Episode 2.16: Afterlife

Dialogue

"Leo Fitz, Jemma Simmons, the ones that got away. I had my eye on you two when you were at the academy. I wanted to recruit you, but Coulson beat me to it. I heard he actually bribed Weaver with cupcakes. Robert Gonzales."
"We know who you are, and we are quite aware of your commendable reputation. Under different circumstances, we might even be flattered... Which is why this is so hard to comprehend."
"Under different circumstances, we would have preferred to be invited guests, but that forced our hand. We had to take it out of play."
"What's inside that's so important?"
"All we know is that Coulson and Fury both believed it was valuable enough or dangerous enough to protect with extreme measures."
"Maybe it was their favorite recipes."
Robert Gonzales, Jemma Simmons, Bobbi Morse, and Leo Fitz[src]

Episode 2.17: Afterlife

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Episode 2.18: Melinda

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Episode 2.19: The Dirty Half Dozen

Dialogue

"Can we just address the elephant on the plane? I know. This is weird. Mistakes were made."
"By you."
"And people got hurt."
"By you."
"And I could stand here and explain again how my parents - and brother left me vulnerable..."
"We've all had our traumas, Ward. Didn't turn any of us into psychopaths."
"Well, we all have our own ways of coping, don't we? For example, I was yours."
"Watch it, Ward!"
"Look, I'm just saying we all made mistakes. Coulson handed me over to my abuser, thank you. Skye shot me."
"After you killed how many people?"
"Yeah, and we were a team and a family, and you betrayed us!"
"I know. It's what I regret the most. Not the lying, the S.H.I.E.L.D. agents I had to put down, and I'm sorry not even dropping you two in the ocean. It's this. My actions destroyed this. I'll regret that forever. 'Cause there were good times. Right? Before? I mean, for a while there, we were a good team. Weren't we?"
"(after a dramatic pause) I'm still happy I shot you."
"Yeah, me too."
"Should've aimed for the face."
Grant Ward, Leo Fitz, Melinda May, Phil Coulson, Jemma Simmons, and Daisy Johnson[src]

Episode 2.20: Scars

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Episode 2.21: S.O.S. Part One

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Episode 2.22: S.O.S. Part Two

Dialogue

"Tell me you figured out what drugs Cal took, because my gut's saying everything ever made."
"I haven't fully sequenced the formula yet, if only for the multitude of trace drugs found, but my initial list includes anabolic-androgenic steroids, a liver enzyme blocker, various metabolic enhancers, methamphetamines, what appears to be gorilla testosterone, and, no lie, a drop of peppermint. I think it's an ill-conceived attempt at super strength."
"Other than Cap, every attempt has been ill-conceived."
Phil Coulson and Jemma Simmons[src]

Episode 3.01: Laws of Nature

Spoken about Jemma Simmons

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Episode 3.02: Purpose in the Machine

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Episode 3.03: A Wanted (Inhu)man

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Episode 3.04: Devils You Know

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Episode 3.05: 4,722 Hours

Spoken by Jemma Simmons

"This is Dr. Jemma Simmons, updating the file on the Monolith Fitz and I have been studying. I now know that it is an alternating matter-transportation device ... portal. Quite remarkable, really. I've been transported to an unknown planet in a different solar system. Air is breathable, oxygenated. Gravity seems to be slightly stronger... or I'm very tired. No, I think it's the gravity."
―Jemma Simmons inspecting Maveth[src]
"You're dinner, biatch!"
―Jemma Simmons after capturing a Tentacled Creature[src]
"You were right, Will. I saw It, whatever it is. Something was out there."
Jemma Simmons to Will Daniels[src]

Dialogue

"That THING has been killing everyone that's come through here for centuries."
"How long have people known about the Monolith? And why keep sending people when there's no way back? It's as if they're being sacrificed!"
Will Daniels and Jemma Simmons[src]
"That's more like 100 meters. Unless there was some significant earthquake..."
"It doesn't want us to leave."
Jemma Simmons and Will Daniels[src]

Episode 3.06: Among Us Hide...

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Episode 3.07: Chaos Theory

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Episode 3.08: Many Heads, One Tale

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Episode 3.09: Closure

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Episode 3.10: Maveth

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Episode 3.11: Bouncing Back

Spoken by Jemma Simmons

"You've been nothing less than extraordinary this whole time."
―Jemma Simmons to Leo Fitz[src]

Episode 3.12: The Inside Man

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Episode 3.13: Parting Shot

Dialogue

"Fitz and I believe the General has the ability to manifest a form of sentient Darkforce, able to shift its density at will."
"Judging by the way he's elsewhere at the moment, it operates independently of him."
Jemma Simmons and Leo Fitz[src]

Episode 3.14: Watchdogs

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Episode 3.15: Spacetime

Spoken by Jemma Simmons

"Maybe some things are inevitable."
Jemma Simmons[src]

Dialogue

"Time is an illusion. It's how we perceive the fourth dimension. Simmons."
"It's mathematics. He's talking about space-time."
"How do you... How can I explain this? Right. We're 3D, yeah? Okay, but imagine... imagine we lived in a 2-dimensional existence... flat, just like a piece of paper. We wouldn't be able to conceive of three dimensions, of... of... of a... a cube or anything that's not 2-dimensional, okay? Yeah. Right, so, we flat paper people would perceive this 3-dimensional cube as many separate 2-dimensional moments. As time passing... the point on the line traveling through space and time."
"But, in fact, the cube, the line is fixed."
"Yeah, it's just sitting there. There's no future. There's no past. It just... it just is. And nothing you can do will change that."
"You're hurting my brain."
Leo Fitz, Jemma Simmons and Melinda May[src]

Episode 3.16: Paradise Lost

Dialogue

"The Sturnus vulgaris, or European Starling, one of America's scariest invasive species."
"They're just birds."
"Birds can be scary. Imagine a flock of a million coming to peck your eyes out with their tiny, little beaks."
―Jemma Simmons and Phil Coulson[src]

Episode 3.17: The Team

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Episode 3.18: The Singularity

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Episode 3.19: Failed Experiments

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Episode 3.20: Emancipation

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Episode 3.21: Absolution

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Episode 3.22: Ascension

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Episode 4.01: The Ghost

Dialogue

"Why do I, level red, have to go through you, level orange, to request hardware? Shouldn't red be higher than orange?"
"Well, orange encompasses both red and yellow, so... It's hard to explain, but the Director didn't want to use numbers because he didn't want any team member to feel less than."
"But you do have a higher clearance than me."
"Only in most instances."
Melinda May and Jemma Simmons[src]

Episode 4.02: Meet the New Boss

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Episode 4.03: Uprising

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Episode 4.04: Let Me Stand Next to Your Fire

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Episode 4.05: Lockup

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Episode 4.06: The Good Samaritan

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Episode 4.07: Deals With Our Devils

Spoken by Jemma Simmons

"Hi. I'm Jemma Simmons. I'm from S.H.I.E.L.D. And I'm here to help you. I know this is all frightening, but I have friends who have also gone through this. But it's okay. I'm here, and we'll get through this together."
―Jemma Simmons to an Inhuman[src]

Spoken about Jemma Simmons

"I know what agent Fitz means to her."
Jeffrey Mace to Melinda May[src]
"I had to step down so that you could all continue in S.H.I.E.L.D."
"You handed it over to a Director who betrayed Simmons! He sent her off, God knows where! We were having an argument. Now she's out there, alone, and I'm gone."
"Listen to me. He would never hurt her. Everything's gonna be all right. We're gonna make sure of that."
"All right, well, I need you in this fight, 'cause I got to get back to her."
"I'm in this fight."
Phil Coulson and Leo Fitz[src]

Episode 4.08: The Laws of Inferno Dynamics

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Episode 4.09: Broken Promises

Spoken about Jemma Simmons

"You know, I have to admit Jemma is much tougher than I had originally given her credit for."
"Yeah, well, being in S.H.I.E.L.D. will do that to you. I think Simmons has been kidnapped like - three times since I've known her."
"Really?"
"Yeah, well, only twice on this planet."
Jeffrey Mace and Daisy Johnson[src]

Dialogue

"It is nice having someone here to talk to again - you, specifically."
"Someone other than Fitz? Oh, well, of course, Fitz, but he has been rather distracted lately."
"Distracted how?"
"Aida. You know how boys can be with their robots."
"Actually, I really don't."
―Jemma Simmons and Daisy Johnson[src]

Episode 4.10: The Patriot

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Episode 4.11: Wake Up

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Episode 4.12: Hot Potato Soup

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Episode 4.13: BOOM

Dialogue

"Don't do that!"
"What, help save the day?"
"No, do that. Just don't risk your life when you're doing it! You could've been blown to bits."
―Jemma Simmons and Leo Fitz[src]
"It's a high-pitch frequency caused by Shockley's cellular vibration."
"The ramping up of his kinetic energy at an atomic level, and once it reaches a critical threshold, that massive energy transforms his body from a solid to a flammable gaseous state and then.."
"Boom."
Leo Fitz, Jemma Simmons and Daisy Johnson[src]

Episode 4.14: The Man Behind the Shield

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Episode 4.15: Self Control

Spoken about Jemma Simmons

"This is not a sacrifice play. You know why? Because I will beat them, you hear me? I know it, if for no other reason than this: through all the insane crap we have gone through, the one thing I've known without a doubt, the whole time, is that you and Fitz belong together."
Quake to Jemma Simmons[src]

Agents of S.H.I.E.L.D.: Slingshot

Episode 1.02: John Hancock

Spoken about Jemma Simmons

"Agents Fitz and Simmons will finish your registration."
Jeffrey Mace to Elena Rodriguez[src]

Episode 1.03: Progress

Spoken by Jemma Simmons

"As it turns out, uh, sharing a room on base requires a bit of negotiation."
―Jemma Simmons to Elena Rodriguez[src]
"So, we just need to, um, take your pulse, and we should be good to go."
―Jemma Simmons to Elena Rodriguez[src]
"Be careful, would you? I refuse to have a messy lab. We all know the Golden Rule. A tidy lab is a happy lab."
―Jemma Simmons[src]

Dialogue

"Ah, you're a regular hummingbird, aren't you?"
"Yeah, which is why your new watch is such a unique challenge. Inhuman vitals require individual calibration, so my new model can account for your velocity down to the picosecond."
―Jemma Simmons and Leo Fitz to Elena Rodriguez[src]

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