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- "What would you do if you found out you could live forever?"
"Anything I want, I guess"
"No, be specific. What would you do?"
"I would eat ice cream for breakfast."
"Oh, and lunch. Yes, sir."
- ―Harold Meachum and Kyle
Kyle was Harold Meachum's loyal personal assistant, and one of the few people who knew he was still alive.
Ice Cream for Breakfast
When Meachum returned to life, he called Kyle to pick him up after going to Rand Enterprises. Meachum asked him what he would do if he found out he could live forever, while Kyle replied by saying he would eat ice cream for breakfast and lunch. Harold was fascinated by his assistant's decision, and Kyle thanked him, before Harold let him know that he was not complimenting him.
- "Sir, please! It's just ice cream!"
"Oh, shut up and die."
- ―Kyle and Harold Meachum
As Kyle packed up for the night, Meachum invited him to his desk, where he had set up dozens of tubs of ice cream. Meachum asked him to call him by his first name and joked about being a new man. As the two sat down to eat, Kyle asked for vanilla flavored ice cream, stating that he did not like any of the fancy flavors. Meachum, angered by Kyle's ungrateful, grabbed the ice cream scooper and bludgeoned him to death with Kyle repeatedly apologizing until he died.
- Harold Meachum † - Employer turned Killer