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A collection of quotes of the S.H.I.E.L.D. agent Lance Hunter.
Hunter S3 2

Agents of S.H.I.E.L.D.

Episode 2.01: Shadows

Spoken by Lance Hunter

"Look, you both have your S.H.I.E.L.D. traditions and all that nonsense, and personal reasons for being dedicated to the cause, but you've known me a long time, Izzy. And what gets me out of bed in the morning..."
―Lance Hunter to Isabelle Hartley and Phil Coulson[src]

Dialogue

"He's not a big picture kind a guy."
"Sound like my ex-wife."
"And you should have listened to her, too."
Isabelle Hartley and Lance Hunter[src]
"Cut it off."
"What? No! We'll get you to a hospital, they'll fix this."
"This thing is killing me; I can feel it. I need you to cut it off, or I won't make it to the hospital."
Isabelle Hartley to Lance Hunter[src]

Episode 2.02: Heavy is the Head

Dialogue

"Sierra Leone, three years ago. Ring a bell? How about Basra, '08? Operation Panther's claw? Come on, lieutenant. Tell me the stories are true!"
"I'm not a lieutenant anymore, sir."
Glenn Talbot and Lance Hunter[src]
"Look Hunter we're pretty like minded guys so let's not waste each others time, you know what I'm after."
"I'm guessing it's not Carl Creel."
"Creels small time, think big fish."
Glenn Talbot and Lance Hunter[src]
"I'm not gonna sugar coat it pal, this is really gonna hurt."
Carl Creel to Lance Hunter[src]
"How did you guys meet?"
"Through my psychotic ex-wife."
Skye and Lance Hunter[src]

Episode 2.03: Making Friends and Influencing People

Spoken by Lance Hunter

"I packed your chute. And according to my ex, my folding skills are abysmal."
―Lance Hunter[src]

Dialogue

"Agent May shot me."
"Repeat?"
"May shot me."
"Man, I wanted to be the one."
―Lance Hunter, Phil Coulson and Antoine Triplett[src]

Episode 2.04: Face My Enemy

Dialogue

"Guys, drop everything!"
"No. This is worth a fortune; I'm not going to drop it."
"Just put it down."
―Lance Hunter and Leo Fitz[src]
"Ha ha, and no. It didn't work out because interspecies relationships are hard. I was a human, whereas she was a demonic hell-beast."
"He doesn't like her. "
"You don't say."
"She's pure evil."
"Hey, at least you got away from your ex, the guy I had a crush on is now the psycho living in our basement."
"You know, I wish I could relate, but all my exes are awesome."
"Is that right? I seem to remember an entire year when you had to pretend you liked quinoa."
"Yeah, that was a dark time."
―Lance Hunter, Alphonso Mackenzie, Antoine Triplett and Skye[src]

Episode 2.05: A Hen in the Wolf House

Dialogue

"If you ask me, Coulson let you off easy."
"I didn't ask."
―Lance Hunter and Raina[src]
"Anyone want to tell me what the bloody hell she's doing here?"
"Bobbi's one of our best agents."
"Oh that's rich, mind telling me what I'm doing here?!"
"That's easy, I vouched for you."
―Lance Hunter, Phil Coulson and Bobbi Morse[src]

Episode 2.06: A Fractured House

Spoken by Lance Hunter

"She can handle it; deception's her forte."
―Lance Hunter[src]

Spoken about Lance Hunter

"Hunter, you know I don't like you, right?"
Melinda May to Lance Hunter[src]

Dialogue

"Try being married to somebody who remembers every single little detail. It's not that charming... You think I'm being petty, don't you? Well, I'm not. I don't have a problem with Bob kissing that guy."
"Good. Because you had a hickey on your neck for a week after our mission in Miami."
"Well excuse me doing my job thoroughly. And with style."
―Lance Hunter and Melinda May[src]
"I'm a merc, mate, like you lot. And if you're looking to take out a few S.H.I.E.L.D. agents higher up the food chain, I happen to know a couple. They just need about - 90 seconds to get in position."
―Lance Hunter to Marcus Scarlotti[src]

Episode 2.07: The Writing on the Wall

Dialogue

"Subtlety is key."
"You were dressed like a cowboy!"
―Lance Hunter and Bobbi Morse[src]

Episode 2.08: The Things We Bury

Spoken by Lance Hunter

"Bobbi can pretend to like anything."
―Lance Hunter about Bobbi Morse[src]

Episode 2.09: Ye Who Enter Here

Dialogue

"Don't die out there, ok?"
"It's Canada."
Bobbi Morse and Lance Hunter[src]

Episode 2.10: What They Become

Spoken by Lance Hunter

"Join S.H.I.E.L.D. Travel to exotic, distant lands; meet exciting, unusual people - and kill them."
―Lance Hunter[src]

Dialogue

"Two goals; stop the drill, find Skye."
"Aren't you forgetting the third?"
"What's that?"
"Don't die out there. We tend to remind each other not to die."
"I thought that was implicit."
"He likes to hear it."
"Who doesn't like to hear it?"
Phil Coulson, Lance Hunter, and Bobbi Morse[src]

Episode 2.11: Aftershocks

Dialogue

"I shouldn't have to ask any of you to save one of our own."
"You never ask! You just give your orders, no matter cracked up they are!"
"Mack, you'd do well to remember your rank right now."
"Really? Rank at a time like this? Why don't you shove your rank up your..."
"Not helping, Hunter."
"Guys, stop."
"No, it's cathartic. Do you have any thoughts of your own on it, or do you just parrot his?"
"Coulson's trying to stop HYDRA."
"We didn't stop anything! We unleashed something on the planet!"
"Please."
"No one knows what happened yet."
"It could have been a lot worse."
"And Skye barely made it out alive!"
"Thanks to Trip. He sacrificed his life, Mack!"
"No! He traded his life for hers! And then he was shattered into a thousand pieces!"
"That's enough! If Trip was here, he wouldn't be arguing, he wouldn't be bitching. He would be gearing up to do what needs to be done. Yes, we're dealing with forces we don't understand, but HYDRA I do understand. I want everyone ready when the sun comes up. End of discussion."
Phil Coulson, Alphonso Mackenzie, Melinda May, Lance Hunter, Bobbi Morse, Skye, and Leo Fitz[src]
"(in American accent)Your presence is most welcome."
"Drop the accent. It makes you sound like a douche bag."
"(Reverting to normal voice)Now you know what it feels like for me to live in this country."
Lance Hunter and Bobbi Morse[src]

Episode 2.12: Who You Really Are

Dialogue

"I barely touched it, I swear."
"Trust me, there is no universe in which I think you did that on your own."
―Lance Hunter and Alphonso Mackenzie[src]
"Skye is my friend. She's different."
"Oh, yeah. Like I was your friend, and then I changed. How did you handle that?"
"Uh, t-the point is, secrets don't help any of us. Skye should have just come clean."
"What, and risked being locked up, studied, or who know what else? No, I wouldn't let her."
"Oh, you wouldn't let her."
"We could have handled her in a way that could have kept everybody safe."
"It wasn't fair to us, Fitz. We had a right to know."
"A right to know. What... is that the same way that Sif and the Kree had the right to know?"
"I think the situation is a bit different, mate."
"No, you would have done to her exactly what they wanted to."
"You don't know that!"
"Yes, I do know that! They would--you would--you'd "handle her"! Mack just said! Like, uh... like Skye's something to be locked up in a cage somewhere. We should be protecting her."
"No, Fitz. We're the ones that need the protection from her."
Jemma Simmons, Leo Fitz, Alphonso Mackenzie, Bobbi Morse, and Lance Hunter[src]

Episode 2.13: One of Us

Dialogue

"Bobbi and I work for an organization, an outlier that came out of the wreckage from what Fury left."
"What organization, Mack? Who the hell are you working for?"
"S.H.I.E.L.D. The real S.H.I.E.L.D."
Alphonso Mackenzie and Lance Hunter[src]

Episode 2.14: Love in the Time of HYDRA

Spoken by Lance Hunter

"You guys don't want Coulson in charge. I'll be the first to admit the guy's not perfect. Sometimes chews with his mouth open, tends to hog the mic on karaoke nights. But other than that, he's not so bad, really."
―Lance Hunter to Robert Gonzales[src]

Dialogue

"You must be Lance Hunter."
"And you must be crazy."
"I assure you, none of us wanted this."
Robert Gonzales and Lance Hunter[src]
"Everything I felt for you, that was real."
"Yeah maybe so, but in the end you still got that intel didn't you?"
Bobbi Morse and Lance Hunter[src]

Episode 2.15: One Door Closes

Spoken by Lance Hunter

"What's the plan boss?"
―Lance Hunter to Phil Coulson[src]

Episode 2.16: Afterlife

Dialogue

"Maybe we should forget all this, head down to Mexico. We can lay low, enjoy the quiet life."
"That's not an option. The problem is... there are no good options."
"Well, maybe it's time for the bad ones."
―Lance Hunter and Phil Coulson[src]
"I'm not going down without a fight. We're gonna find Skye and we're gonna take back S.H.I.E.L.D., and we're gonna need more than Honest Eddie's Jeep to do it."
"You want to take their Quinjet, the two of us, while we're trapped in here, surrounded. Brilliant."
"I have reinforcements on the way. We just have to hold down the fort until they get here."
"Yeah, well, I have reinforcements of my own."
"I.C.E.R.s only."
"Oh, you can't be serious."
"Those are S.H.I.E.L.D. agents out there. We're not gonna hurt them."
"I somehow doubt they feel the same about us."
"It won't come to that. It may not look like it, but this place was built to withstand a Hulk-sized force. On the other hand, let's just hope they didn't bring a...(a battering ram hits the safe house)"
"...battering ram."
"'Cause then we've only got about an hour."
Phil Coulson and Lance Hunter[src]
"Where's are the reinforcements?"
"I don't know. Stuck in traffic?"
"Are they traveling by clown car?"
―Lance Hunter and Phil Coulson[src]
"Maybe he's got a point. I was dead, after all. I shouldn't even be here."
"We all have our bad days."
Phil Coulson and Lance Hunter[src]
"This would have been a piece of cake if you'd let us use these big boy guns. Now we have to get close enough to get shot by their big boy guns."
"By the time they recognize us it'll be too late."
"Then there's the small matter of who's gonna fly that thing. Do you even know how?"
"I've watched May fly. I know a little."
"How little?"
"I can get us off the ground."
"You do know there's more to it than that like getting us back on the ground... for example..."
―Lance Hunter and Phil Coulson[src]
"At some point, you might have mentioned that backup was a lethal cyborg."
"Truthfully, I just wanted to see the look on your face when he showed up. Priceless."
"Glad I amuse you."
"You know I can hear you up here."
Lance Hunter, Phil Coulson, and Deathlok[src]

Episode 2.18: The Frenemy of My Enemy

Spoken by Lance Hunter

"We're infiltrating HYDRA, our options are limited. Ward is a psychopath but for now he's our psychopath, so we use him to stay one step ahead."
―Lance Hunter to Leo Fitz[src]

Dialogue

"Three men, heavily armed - bet there's more where they came from."
"Does it matter? They got a cyborg on board with rockets in his arm."
"He's not a cyborg. He's a S.H.I.E.L.D. agent... with rockets in his arm."
―Lance Hunter, Grant Ward, and Phil Coulson[src]

Episode 2.20: Scars

Spoken by Lance Hunter

"Hate to break it to you but S.H.I.E.L.D. will also fall apart if a dozen angry enhanced blokes rain terror on us all."
―Lance Hunter to Phil Coulson[src]

Episode 2.21: S.O.S. Part One

Dialogue

"There's a piece Ward doesn't understand yet. When I find him I'm going to kill him."
"Glad we're on the same page."
Melinda May and Lance Hunter[src]

Episode 2.22: S.O.S. Part Two

Dialogue

"You look better, stupid but better, taking a bullet for me was stupid."
"Walking into a trap when you know it's a trap is stupid."
"You were the bait."
―Lance Hunter and Bobbi Morse[src]

Episode 3.01: Laws of Nature

Dialogue

"We'll be right there with you. It's not like this day can get any crazier, right?"
"Right..."
―Lance Hunter and Joey Gutierrez[src]
"Sir I have trouble counting it out using my fingers but I think there's more of them than us."
"Roger that, thanks Hunter."
―Lance Hunter and Phil Coulson[src]
"Two teams in position at the next stop, ma'am."
"That's one team for each of us. Again, killing it with math."
―An ATCU operative and Lance Hunter[src]

Episode 3.02: Purpose in the Machine

Spoken by Lance Hunter

"A lot of speculation back at HQ as to why you went AWOL. Spiritual walkabout, midlife crisis.."
"(May gives Hunter an angry look)"
"
Early midlife crisis."
―Lance Hunter to Melinda May[src]

Dialogue

"Damn it. I wanna go after him with you."
"You're still on the mend. Plus, you've been undercover with HYDRA, and that face makes an impression. The rest of you makes a bloody statement."
"You like me stuck here in the lab."
"Too bloody right. You're missing half a lung because you took a bullet Ward intended for me. Nearly bled out in my arms. If you being in the lab means I never have to see something like that again, I'm all for it."
Bobbi Morse and Lance Hunter[src]
"What's your way in?"
"From below, climb the ranks, Hail HYDRA and all that."
"He sees your face, you're made."
"If he's close enough to see my face then I'm close enough to put a bullet in his."
Melinda May and Lance Hunter[src]

Episode 3.03: A Wanted (Inhu)man

Spoken by Lance Hunter

"Are you not tired yet?! Cause that was sort of my strategy."
―Lance Hunter to Spud[src]
"I've rarely lost a fight when I'm sober, which I plan on being. And I can take a punch, so worst case, I'll do that till the other guy tires out."
―Lance Hunter to Melinda May[src]

Dialogue

"You have something to unload?"
"Weapons. Next gen, high potential damage."
"We need buyers with deep pockets and bad intentions."
Spud, Melinda May and Lance Hunter[src]
"You certainly don't make it easy to get a meeting."
"The boss doesn't want it to be easy. But he's always interested in meeting people who can prove themselves."
"Sounds like an interesting bloke. I look forward to meeting him some day."
―Lance Hunter and Kebo[src]

Episode 3.04: Devils You Know

Dialogue

"So, what's the job?"
"Don't know."
"When's it going down?"
"Don't know."
"Any idea where?"
"Not yet."
"You do realize the point of intelligence gathering is to gather intelligence?"
Melinda May and Lance Hunter[src]
"What if there are innocent lives at risk?"
"There are always lives at risk! You were there when Bobbi was bleeding out in my arms, Ward did that. If I have a shot at finding him I'm taking it. I have to, before Bobbi gets back in the field."
Melinda May and Lance Hunter[src]
"Turn around Richy."
"Yeah, Richy. Why so shy?"
"My name isn't Richy... Director."
Kebo, Grant Ward and Lance Hunter[src]
"Come on Hunter, you weren't dumb enough to come here all cowboy, were you?"
"Sorry, but this coming from the guy who shot his own girlfriend by mistake?"
Grant Ward and Lance Hunter[src]

Episode 3.06: Among Us Hide...

Spoken by Lance Hunter

"I'll drive... I mean... Please..."
―Lance Hunter to Daisy Johnson and Alphonso Mackenzie[src]

Dialogue

"I just want to make sure he's all right."
"You're the reason he's not."
"Ward was gonna hurt him no mat... I made the most logical choice."
"Logical? You wanted revenge."
"Hey, hey, hey!"
"Coulson's orders were to end him. I had one shot. I took it."
"And you missed. You're off that assignment."
―Lance Hunter, Melinda May and Phil Coulson[src]
"Lash is an Inhuman. Inhumans have markers in their DNA, if we test Banks' blood for markers we'll know if he's Inhuman or not."
"That's actually kinda smart."
―Lance Hunter and Daisy Johnson[src]

Episode 3.07: Chaos Theory

Dialogue

"I don't want either of us to go after Ward."
"You're joking right? Since when? Whatever it is lay it on me."
"I think you've been reckless and stupid."
"Can I take back what I just said?"
Bobbi Morse and Lance Hunter[src]

Episode 3.08: Many Heads, One Tale

Spoken by Lance Hunter

"Aliens, I pine for the days when we didn't have to fight bloody aliens. It's just not a fair fight."
―Lance Hunter[src]

Dialogue

"Well, once again, too little and too late."
"I'll remind you that we're basically the same height. I just don't wear bloody heels. I even had a pine for the days where we didn't have to fight bloody aliens. It's just not a fair fight."
"Let's see if we can level the playing field."
"Really? Your batons? That's your game-changer?"
Bobbi Morse and Lance Hunter[src]

Episode 3.09: Closure

Spoken by Lance Hunter

"We got no heroes here today, mate."
―Lance Hunter intimidating customers at a jewelry store[src]

Dialogue

"I figured out a way to track down Ward, but we got to go off book."
"My specialty."
"I'm not sure taking Hunter is really such a good idea."
"You're going, too, Agent Morse. We need a pilot."
Phil Coulson, Lance Hunter and Bobbi Morse[src]

Episode 3.10: Maveth

Spoken by Lance Hunter

"This is how S.H.I.E.L.D. works. You make a plan, plan turns to rubbish, we make a new plan. Oh, just to be crystal clear, this is the part where the plan turns to rubbish."
―Lance Hunter to Joey Gutierrez[src]

Episode 3.11: Bouncing Back

Dialogue

"Invisibility... Imagine the possibilities."
"What are you imagining?"
"Nothing fun."
"Get used to it. We can't put the Terrigen genie back in the bottle. Powers are the new normal."
"I think you're just jealous."
"Damn right I am. Tell me you didn't try one of those little fish-oil pills. I had my fingers crossed for x-ray vision. I was just curious. I wasn't the only one."
"I mean, I-I thought about it. I didn't actually do it. Rehab was a bitch."
"Man, you two deserve each other."
Lance Hunter, Bobbi Morse and Alphonso Mackenzie[src]

Episode 3.12: The Inside Man

Spoken by Lance Hunter

"I hate to be a buzzkill, but this is a gun-free zone, so I'm gonna have to take that off you."
―Lance Hunter to HYDRA operatives[src]

Dialogue

"Great. Coulson's in trouble, the place is crawling with armed HYDRA Agents, and we have no weapons."
"Not strictly true. Buon appetito."
"I love you."
"I don't hate you quite as much."
Melinda May, Lance Hunter and Bobbi Morse[src]

Episode 3.13: Parting Shot

Dialogue

"They've wiped out almost 30 square kilometers of forest just to make room for this place. You wonder why the planet's dying."
"Got that right, mate. You and Jemma watch that documentary I mentioned?"
"Oh, yes! The one about the Amazon? It ..."
"And you'll talk about it later."
Leo Fitz, Lance Hunter and Phil Coulson[src]
"Fitz is here."
"It's the Spy's Goodbye."
―Lance Hunter and Bobbi Morse[src]

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