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A collection of quotes of Rocket Raccoon, a member of the Guardians of the Galaxy.

Movies

Guardians of the Galaxy

Spoken by Rocket Raccoon

"Xandarians. What a bunch of losers! Always trying to get from something stupid to nothing at all."
―Rocket Raccoon[src]
"I live for the simple things... like how much this is gonna hurt."
―Rocket Raccoon[src]
"I guess most of Nova Corps wanna uphold the laws, but these ones here, they're corrupt and cruel."
―Rocket Raccoon[src]
"I guess most of the Nova Corps are out to protect the greater good, but here, they're corrupt and cruel. But hey, that's not my problem. I ain't gonna be here long. I've been escaped 22 prisons. This one is no different. You're lucky the broad showed up, cause otherwise me and Groot here woulda' collected our bounty."
―Rocket Raccoon to the guards[src]
"Ain't no thing like me 'cept me!"
―Rocket Racoon[src]
"Pretty high and mighty coming from the lackey of a genocidal maniac. Yeah, I know who you are. Anyone who's anyone knows who you are."
―Rocket Raccoon[src]
"Let's make something clear. This one here's our booty! You wanna get to him, you go through us! Or more accurately... We go through you!!"
―Rocket Racoon to the prisoners[src]
"You got issues, Quill."
―Rocket Raccoon[src]
"Aw, what the hell, I don't got that long a lifespan anyway..."
―Rocket Raccoon[src]

Spoken about Rocket Raccoon

"Subject 89P13. Calls itself "Rocket." The result of illegal genetic and cybernetic experiments on a lower life form."
Rhomann Dey to Garthan Saal[src]

Dialogue

"I am Groot."
"So what, 'It's better than eleven percent!' What the hell does that have to do with anything?"
"Thank you, Groot, thank you. See. Groot's the only one of you who has a clue."
Groot, Rocket Raccoon, and Star-Lord[src]
"There's one more thing we need to complete the plan. That guy's eye..."
"No! No, we don't. No, we don't need that guy's eye."
"No, seriously, I need it! It's important to me."
―Rocket and Star-Lord[src]
"Rocket!"
"Hold on, Saal, just--"
"Aargh!!!"
―Rocket and Garthan Saal seconds before his death[src]
"No, Groot... don't do this, you'll die... why are you doing this?"
"WE are Groot."
―Rocket and Groot.[src]
"Your criminal records have also been expunged. However, I have to warn you against breaking any laws in the future."
"Question. What if I see something that I wanna take and it belongs to someone else?"
"Then you will be arrested."
"But what if I want it more than the person who has it?"
"Still illegal."
"That doesn't follow. No, I want it more, sir. Do you understand me? What are you laughing at? What? I can't have a discussion with this gentleman?"
―Rocket and Rhomann Dey. [src]

Promotional

"Rocket. Wanted on over 50 charges of vehicular theft and escape from lockup."
Rhomann Dey to Garthan Saal[src]

Guardians of the Galaxy Vol. 2

Spoken by Rocket Raccoon

"Ya'know, they told me you people were conceded douchebags, but that isn't true at all."
―Rocket Raccoon to the Sovereign People[src]

Dialogue

"Does anyone got any tape out there? I wanna put some tape over the death button."
"Nobody has any tape!"
"Not a single person has tape?!
"You have an Atomic Bomb in your bag. If anyone's gonna have tape, it's you!"
"I have to do everything!"
―Rocket Raccoon and Star-Lord[src]
"So we're saving the galaxy again?"
"Yup."
"Awesome! We're really gonna be able to jack up our price if we're two-time galaxy savers."
―Rocket Raccoon and Star-Lord[src]

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