"I guess most of the Nova Corps are out to protect the greater good, but here, they're corrupt and cruel. But hey, that's not my problem. I ain't gonna be here long. I've been escaped 22 prisons. This one is no different. You're lucky the broad showed up, cause otherwise me and Groot here woulda' collected our bounty."
"Your criminal records have also been expunged. However, I have to warn you against breaking any laws in the future." "Question. What if I see something that I wanna take and it belongs to someone else?" "Then you will be arrested." "But what if I want it more than the person who has it?" "Still illegal." "That doesn't follow. No, I want it more, sir. Do you understand me? What are you laughing at? What? I can't have a discussion with this gentleman?"
"Does anyone got any tape out there? I wanna put some tape over the death button." "Nobody has any tape!" "Not a single person has tape?! "You have an Atomic Bomb in your bag. If anyone's gonna have tape, it's you!" "I have to do everything!"
""I know everything about you. I know you play like you're the meanest in the heart but actually you're the most scared of all." "Shut-up!" "I know you steal batteries you don't need and you push away anyone who's wiling to put up with you because just a little bit of love reminds you of how big and empty that hole inside you actually is." "I said shut-up!" "I know them scientist what made you never gave a rats ass about you." "I'm serious dude!" "Just like my own damn parents who sold me, their own little baby to slavery. I know who you are boy, because you're me." "What kind of a pair are we?" "The kind that's about to fight a planet I reckon." "Alright, okay, good that's...wait, fight a what?"
""Alright, first you flick this switch, then this one, that activates it. Then you press this button, which will give you five minutes to get out of there. Now, whatever you do don't push this button, because that will set off the bomb immediately and we will all then be dead. Now, repeat back what I just said." "I am Groot. I am Groot." "That's right." "I am Groot." "NO! That's the button that will kill everyone. Try again." "I am Groot. I am Groot. I am Groot." "NO! That's exactly what you just said! How's that even possible? Which button is the button you're supposed to push? Point to it. NO!"