"I guess most of the Nova Corps are out to protect the greater good, but here, they're corrupt and cruel. But hey, that's not my problem. I ain't gonna be here long. I've been escaped 22 prisons. This one is no different. You're lucky the broad showed up, cause otherwise me and Groot here woulda' collected our bounty."
"Your criminal records have also been expunged. However, I have to warn you against breaking any laws in the future." "Question. What if I see something that I wanna take and it belongs to someone else?" "Then you will be arrested." "But what if I want it more than the person who has it?" "Still illegal." "That doesn't follow. No, I want it more, sir. Do you understand me? What are you laughing at? What? I can't have a discussion with this gentleman?"
"Does anyone got any tape out there? I wanna put some tape over the death button." "Nobody has any tape!" "Not a single person has tape?! "You have an Atomic Bomb in your bag. If anyone's gonna have tape, it's you!" "I have to do everything!"