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A collection of quotes of Peter Parker, who is also the superhero Spider-Man.

Movies

Iron Man 2

Spoken about Peter Parker

"Nice work, kid."
Iron Man to Peter Parker[src]

Ant-Man

Spoken about Peter Parker

"Well, we got everything nowadays. We got a guy who jumps, we got a guy who swings, we got a guy who crawls up the walls, you gotta be more specific."
Luis imitating the Writer[src]

Captain America: Civil War

Spoken by Peter Parker

"That's uh, that's all on YouTube though, right? I mean that's where you found it. 'Cause you know that's all fake. It's all done on a computer."
―Peter Parker to Tony Stark[src]
"Whatever happened happened; it's like my senses have been dialed to eleven."
Peter Parker to Tony Stark[src]
"When you can do the things that I can, but you don't, and then the bad things happen, they happen because of you."
Peter Parker[src]
"Okay. Cap. Captain. Big fan. I'm Spider-Man."
―Spider-Man to Captain America[src]
"Hey everyone."
―Spider-Man to the Avengers[src]
"You have a metal arm? That is awesome, dude!"
―Spider-Man to the Winter Soldier[src]
"You have the right to remain silent!"
―Spider-Man to Falcon[src]
"Hey buddy, I think you lost this!"
―Spider-Man to Winter Soldier[src]
"That thing doesn't obey the laws of physics at all!"
―Spider-Man to Captain America[src]
"Holy shit!"
―Spider-Man's reaction to Giant-Man[src]
"Hey guys, you ever see that really old movie, Empire Strikes Back?"
―Spider-Man to War Machine and Iron Man.[src]
"Yeah, I'm done."
―Spider-Man, exhausted after the fight[src]

Spoken about Peter Parker

"I have an idea."
"Me too. Where's yours?"
"Downstairs... Where's yours?"
Natasha Romanoff and Tony Stark[src]
"What the hell is that?"
"Everyone's got a gimmick now!"
Winter Soldier and Falcon[src]
"Jesus Tony, how old is this guy?"
"I don't know, I didn't carbon date him! He's on the young side."
War Machine and Iron Man[src]

Dialogue

"So, you're the Spider-ling? Crime-Fighting-Spider? Spider-Boy?
"...S-Spider-Man."
"Not in that onesie, you're not."
"It's not a onesie."
Tony Stark and Peter Parker[src]
"Who else knows? Anybody?"
"Nobody."
"Not even your unusually attractive aunt?"
Tony Stark and Peter Parker[src]
"You know what I think is really cool? This webbing. That tensile strength is off the charts. Who manufactured that?"
"I did."
Tony Stark and Peter Parker[src]
"I've been me my whole life, and I've had these powers for 6 months. I read books, I build computers... and yeah, I would love to play football, but I couldn't then so I shouldn't now."
"Sure. 'Cause you're different."
"Exactly. But I can't tell anybody that, so I'm not. Look, when you can do the things that I can, but you don't... and then the bad things happen... they happen because of you."
―Peter Parker and Tony Stark[src]
"Got a passport?"
"No I don't. I don't even have a driver's license-"
"You ever been to Germany?"
"No."
"Oh, you'll love it."
"I can't go to Germany!"
"Why?"
"I-I got... homework."
"Alright, I'm gonna pretend you didn't say that."
Tony Stark and Peter Parker[src]
"Those wings carbon fiber?
"Is this stuff coming out of you!?"
"That would explain the rigidity-flexibility ration, which, gotta say that's awesome man."
"I don't know if you've been in a fight before, but there's not usually this much talking."
"Alright, sorry. My bad."
―Spider-Man and Falcon[src]
"They're not stopping!"
"Neither are we."
―Spider-Man and Iron Man[src]
"Did Stark tell anything else?"
"That you're wrong. You think you're right. And that makes you dangerous."
Captain America and Spider-Man[src]
"You got heart, kid. Where are you from?"
"Queens."
"Brooklyn."
Captain America and Spider-Man[src]

Spider-Man: Homecoming

Spoken by Peter Parker

"Nobody's actually told me why I'm in Berlin. Or what I'm doing. Something about... Captain America... going crazy?"
Peter Parker[src]
"What's up, guys? Forgot your PIN number? Whoa! You're the Avengers! What are you guys doing here? Thor, Hulk – nice to finally meet you guys. Thought you'd be more handsome in person. Iron Man! What are you doing robbing a bank? You're a billionaire."
Spider-Man[src]
"Mr Stark, here is my report for tonight, I stopped a grand theft bicycle. Oh and I helped this old lady and she bought me a churro so...yeah, that was nice."
―Peter Parker to Tony Stark[src]
"What is like being famous when nobody knows it's you? It's crazy. Should we tell everyone?"
"No."
―Ned Leeds and Peter Parker[src]
"This is my chance to prove myself."
―Peter Parker[src]
"Let go of me! Let go of me!"
―Spider-Man to Vulture[src]
"Hey guys! The illegal weapons ferry deal was at 10:30. You missed it."
―Spider-Man to Criminals[src]
"This is really important to you."
"This is my future."
Peter Parker and Liz Toomes[src]
Promotional Material
"'Sup guys? Wait a minute... you guys aren't the real Avengers! I can tell; Hulk gives it away."
―Spider-Man to Robbers[src]
"Someone is collecting stuff from Avengers battles and building these crazy weapons."
―Peter Parker[src]

Spoken about Peter Parker

"Can't you just be a friendly neighborhood Spider-Man?"
Tony Stark to Peter Parker[src]
"Did you guys see Spider-Man on YouTube? He fought off four guys!"
"Oh my gosh, she's crushing on Spider-Man."
"Kind of!"
"Gross! He's probably, like, thirty."
"Peter knows Spider-Man!"
Liz Toomes, Betty Brant and Ned Leeds[src]
"Eight years without any trouble from those bozos over at Stark Tower, and then this little bastard in red tights shows up, and he thinks he can tear down everything I've built."
―Vulture[src]

Dialogue

"New York. Queens. It's a rough borough, but, hey, it's home."
"Who you talking to? No one. Just making a little video of the trip."
"You know you can't show it to anyone."
"Yeah, I know."
"Then why are you narrating in that voice?"
"Because it's fun."
Peter Parker and Happy Hogan[src]
"So why do they call you Happy?"
"Come on, I'm not carrying your bags."
"Let's go."
"Hey, should I go to the bathroom before?"
"There's a bathroom on it."
"No pilot?"
"That's awesome."
"Is that where you're gonna sit?"
"Yeah. This is your first time on a private plane?"
"My first time on any plane."
"Should it? Should it be? Should it be making that noise?"
Peter Parker and Happy Hogan[src]
"This is you."
"Oh, we're neighbours?"
"We're not roommates."
"Suit up."
"Okay, Peter, you got this."
"What the hell are you wearing?"
"It's my suit."
"Where's the case?"
"What case? What? I thought that was a closet...This is still my room?"
"Go."
"My room is way bigger than...There. I found the case. I found the case. "A minor upgrade"? Oh, my God."
"Put it on."
"What the..? This is the coolest thing I've ever seen..."
"Let's go."
"But, yeah. Well, I don't understand. Is it for me? Happy. Happy, wait. This is insane. Insane. Look at this thing. Look. Look at the eyes. This is the greatest day of my life. Let's go."
Happy Hogan and Spider-Man[src]
"Did Liz get a new top?"
"No, you've seen that before. But never with that skirt."
"We should probably stop staring before it gets creepy though."
"Too late. You guys are losers."
"Then why do you sit with us?"
"Because I don't have any friends."
―Peter Parker, Ned Leeds and Michelle Jones[src]
"You're the Spider-Man... from YouTube!"
"No! No, I'm not! This is just a costume!"
"You were on the ceiling!"
"I wasn't! I, wait, what are you doing in my room?"
"May let me in, you said we were going to finish the Death Star! Wait, she doesn't know?"
"Nobody knows! Well, Mr Stark knows because he made me my suit but that's it!"
"Tony Stark made you that? Are you an Avenger?"
"Yeah, basically. You can't tell anyone, you have to keep this a secret!"
"A secret, why?"
"Because you know what she's like, if she finds out that there are people out there who try to kill me every night she won't let me do this anymore!"
"Okay, okay, okay, okay, I'm going to level with you, I don't think I can keep this a secret, this is the greatest thing that has ever happened to me!"
Ned Leeds and Peter Parker[src]
"You got bit by a spider? Can it bite me? It'd probably hurt, right? You know what, whatever. Even if it did hurt, I'll let it bite me. Maybe. How much did it hurt?"
"Spider's dead, Ned."
Ned Leeds and Peter Parker[src]
"Can you summon an army of spiders?"
"No, Ned. No."
―Peter Parker and Ned Leeds[src]
"Do you know him, too?"
"Yeah, we met. Stole his shield."
Ned Leeds and Peter Parker[src]
"Hey, can I be your guy in the chair?"
"What?"
"You know how there's a guy, with the headset, telling the other guy where to go? Like... like if you were stuck in a burning building, I could tell you where to go, 'cause there'd be screens all around me, I can shoot around things, I can be your guy in the chair!"
―Ned to Peter Parker[src]
"Can't you just be a friendly... neighborhood Spider-Man?"
"But I'm ready for more than that now!"
"No, you're not."
"That is not what you thought when I took on Captain America!"
"Trust me, kid. If Cap wanted to lay you out, he would have."
Tony Stark and Peter Parker[src]
"Oh, what is that?"
"I don't know, some guy tried to vaporize me with it."
"Seriously? Awesome. I mean, not awesome...totally uncool, that guy, so scary."
"Yeah, well, look, I think it's a power source."
"Yeah, but it's connected to all these micro-processors. That's an inductive charging plate: that's what I use to charge my toothbrush."
"Whoever is making these weapons is obviously combining alien tech with ours."
"That is literally the coolest sentence anyone has ever said. I just want to thank you for letting me be a part of your journey."
Ned Leeds and Peter Parker[src]
"I'm sick of him treating me like a kid! It's not cool"
"But you are a kid."
"Yeah, a kid who can catch a bus with his bare hands!"
―Peter Parker and Ned Leeds[src]
"How'd you find me? Did you put a tracker in my suit or something?"
"I put everything in your suit, including this heater."
―Spider-Man and Iron Man[src]
"Maryland."
"What's there?"
"I don't know... evil lair?"
"Evil lair?"
"Dude, a gang with alien guns run by a guy with wings? Yeah, they have a lair."
"Badass. But how are you going to get there if it's like three hundred miles away."
"It's not too far from D.C.."
Peter Parker and Ned Leeds[src]
"Good evening, Peter."
"Whoa!"
"You have five hundred and seventy-six possible Web-Shooter combinations."
"That is awesome."
Karen and Spider-Man[src]
"Wow, they're in the middle of a heist! I could catch them all red-handed, this is awesome! Okay, I'm gonna get a little closer so I can see what's happening."
"Would you like me to engage Enhanced Combat Mode?"
"Enhanced Combat Mode? Yeah!"
"Activating Instant-Kill."
"What? No, no, no, I don't wanna kill anybody!"
"Deactivating Instant-Kill."
"What the hell just happened?"
"You jumped off a sign and landed on your face."
Spider-Man and Karen[src]
"Karen, what's up?"
"Hey Peter, how was your Spanish quiz?"
"Listen, I was wondering if you could help me: I'm trying to figure out who the guys under the bridge were that night, but I mean, I can only kinda remember part of the license plate."
"I can run facial recognition on the footage of that encounter."
"Footage?"
"Yes Peter, I record everything you see."
"Everything?"
"Everything. It's called a Baby Monitor Protocol."
"Yeah, of course it is. Alright, just roll it back to last Friday."
"With pleasure."
"Hey, what's up, Liz? Peter's told me a lot about you..."
"No, no, this is just me messing around. Go later in the day."
"It is I, Thor, son of Odin!"
"No, this is definitely not what you want to watch..."
"Your impressions are very funny."
Spider-Man, Karen and Spider-Man (Recording)[src]
"Should I tell Liz that I'm Spider-Man?"
"Who is Liz?"
"Who is Liz?"
"She's the best; she's amazing. She's just a girl who goes to my school. And yeah, I really want to tell her that I like her...and maybe the truth. But, it's kinda weird, you know? Just walk up one day saying "Hey Liz... I'm...I'm Spider-Man.""
"What's weird about that?"
"Well, what if she's expecting someone like Tony Stark? Imagine how disappointed she'd be if she sees me."
"Well, if I were her, I wouldn't be disappointed at all."
"Thanks Karen. It's really nice to have somebody to talk to."
Spider-Man and Karen[src]
"Previously on Peter's Screws The Pooch, I tell you to stay away from this. Instead, you hacked a multi-million dollar suit so you could sneak around behind my back doing the one thing I told you not to do."
"Is everyone okay?"
"No thanks to you."
"No thanks to me? Those weapons were out there, and I tried to tell you about it, but you didn't listen. None of this would've happened if you had just listened to me! If you even cared, you'd actually be here."
"I did listen, kid. Who do you think called the FBI, huh? Do you know I was the only one who believed in you? Everyone else said I was crazy to recruit a 14-year-old kid."
"I'm 15."
"No, this is where you zip it, alright? The adult is talking! What if somebody had died tonight? Different story, right? 'Cause that's on you. And if you died, I feel like that's on me. I don't need that on my conscience."
"Yes sir. I'm sorry. I understand. I just wanted to be like you."
"And I wanted you to be better. Okay, it's not working out. I'm gonna need the suit back."
"For how long?"
"Forever."
"No! No, no, no! Please, please! You don't understand! This is all I have! I'm nothing without this suit!"
"If you're nothing without this suit, then you shouldn't have it, okay? God, I sound like my dad."
"I don't have any other clothes."
"Okay, we'll sort that out."
Iron Man and Spider-Man[src]
"You must be Peter."
"I am."
"I'm Liz's dad. Hell of a grip! Come on in."
―Adrian Toomes and Peter Parker[src]
"Hey, you up for some bourbon, some gin, rum?"
"I'm not old enough to drink."
"Right answer."
―Adrian Toomes and Peter Parker[src]
"What are you gonna do, Pete?"
"What?"
"When you graduate, what do you think you're gonna do?"
"Oh, I don't know."
"I'm just saying, all you guys who go to that school, you pretty much have your whole lives planned out, right?"
"Peter has an internship with Tony Stark, so I think he has enough to worry."
"Really? Stark? What do you do?"
"Actually, I don't intern for him anymore."
"Seriously?"
"Yeah, it got... um, boring."
"It was boring? You got to hang out with Spider-Man!"
"Really? Spider-Man? Wow, What's he like?"
"Yeah, he's...nice, nice man. Solid dude."
"I've seen you around, right? Have we ever, because even the voice..."
"He does academic decathlon with me and he was at my party."
"It was a great party, really great, beautiful house, a lot of windows..."
"You were there for like, two seconds."
"I was there longer than two seconds."
"You disappeared, like you always do, like you did in D.C., too."
"That's terrible what happened down there in D.C., though. Pretty scary. I'll bet you were glad when your old pal Spider-Man showed up in the elevator, though?"
"I actually...didn't go up, I saw it off on the ground. Very lucky that he was there that day."
"...Good old Spider-Man. Here we are, end of the line. You head in there, gumdrop. I'm gonna give Peter the "dad talk"."
"Don't let him intimidate you. Have a safe flight."
"Does she know?"
"Know what?"
"So she doesn't, good. Close to the vest, I admire that. I've got a few secrets of my own. Of all the reasons I didn't want my daughter to date! Peter, nothing is more important than family. You saved my daughter's life, and I could never forget something like that, so I'll give you one chance. You ready? You walk through those doors, and you forget any of this happened. And don't you ever, ever interfere with my business again, because if you do, I'll kill you, and everyone that you love. I'll kill you dead. That's what I'll do to protect my family. Pete, you understand? Hey. I just saved your life. Now, what do you say?"
"Thank you."
"You're welcome. Now, you go in there, and you show my daughter a good time, okay? Just not too good."
Adrian Toomes, Peter Parker and Liz Toomes[src]
"Peter, you're young. You don't understand how the world works."
"Yeah, but I understand that selling weapons to criminals is wrong!"
"How do you think your buddy Stark paid for that tower, or any of his little toys? Those people, Pete, those people up there, the rich and the powerful, they do whatever they want. Guys like us, like you and me... they don't care about us. We build their roads and we fight all their wars and everything. They don't care about us. We have to pick up after them. We have to eat their table scraps. That's how it is. I know you know what I'm talking about, Peter."
"Why are you telling me this?"
"'Cause I want you to understand. And... I needed a little time to get her airborne."
Vulture and Peter Parker[src]
"I'm sorry Peter."
"What are you talking about? That thing isn't even touched me yet!"
"True but then again... wasn't really trying to."
Spider-Man and Vulture[src]


"I ah, I gotta go..."
"Where are you going? What are you hiding Peter? I'm just kidding, I don't care. Bye!"
―Peter Parker and Michelle Jones[src]
Promotional Material
"So, to become an Avenger, are there like trials or an interview?"
"Just, don't do anything I would do. And definitely don't do anything I wouldn't do. There's a little gray area in there and that's where you operate. That's not a hug, I'm just grabbing the door for you. Alright, kid. Good luck out there."
―Peter Parker and Tony Stark[src]

Avengers: Infinity War

Spoken about Peter Parker

"Peter! Protect them. They're not dead yet."
Doctor Strange to Spider-Man[src]
"Alright, kid, you're an Avenger now."
Iron Man to Spider-Man[src]

Spoken by Peter Parker

"Tony, I'm sorry."
Spider-Man to Iron Man[src]

Dialogue

"I'm Peter, by the way."
"Doctor Strange."
"Oh, we're using our made-up names? Then I am Spider-Man."
Spider-Man and Doctor Strange[src]