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A collection of quotes of Peter Parker, who is also the super hero Spider-Man.



Spoken about Peter Parker

"Well, we got everything nowadays. We got a guy who jumps, we got a guy who swings, we got a guy who crawls up the walls, you gotta be more specific."
Luis imitating the Writer[src]

Captain America: Civil War

Spoken by Peter Parker

"That's uh, that's all on YouTube though, right? I mean that's where you found it. 'Cause you know that's all fake. It's all done on a computer."
―Peter Parker to Tony Stark[src]
"Whatever happened happened; it's like my senses have been dialed to eleven."
Peter Parker to Tony Stark[src]
"When you can do the things that I can, but you don't, and then the bad things happen, they happen because of you."
Peter Parker[src]
"Captain, oh Captain, big fan. Spider-Man."
―Spider-Man to Captain America[src]
"Hey everyone."
―Spider-Man to the Avengers[src]
"You have a metal arm? That is awesome, dude!"
―Spider-Man to the Winter Soldier[src]
"You have the right to remain silent!"
―Spider-Man to Falcon[src]
"Hey buddy, I think you lost this!"
―Spider-Man to Winter Soldier[src]
"That thing doesn't obey the laws of physics at all!"
―Spider-Man to Captain America[src]
"Holy shit!"
―Spider-Man's reaction to Giant-Man[src]
"Hey guys, you ever see that really old movie, Empire Strikes Back?"
―Spider-Man to War Machine and Iron Man.[src]
"Yeah, I'm done."
―Spider-Man, exhausted after the fight[src]

Spoken about Peter Parker

"I have an idea."
"Me too. Where's yours?"
"Downstairs... Where's yours?"
Natasha Romanoff and Tony Stark[src]
"What the hell is that?"
"Everyone's got a gimmick now!"
Winter Soldier and Falcon[src]
"Jesus Tony, how old is this guy?"
"I don't know, I didn't carbon date him! He's on the young side."
War Machine and Iron Man[src]


"So, you're the Spiderling? Crime-Fighting-Spider? Spider-Boy?
"Not in that onesie, you're not."
"It's not a onesie."
Tony Stark and Peter Parker[src]
"You know what I think is really cool? This webbing. Tensile strength is off the charts. Who manufactured that?"
"I did."
Tony Stark and Peter Parker[src]
"I've been me my whole life, and I've had these powers for 6 months, and I read books, I build computers, and yeah I would love to play football. But I couldn't then so I shouldn't now."
"Sure. 'Cause you're different."
"Exactly. But I can't tell anybody that, so I'm not. When you can do the things that I can, but you don't... and then the bad things happen, they happen because of you."
―Peter Parker and Tony Stark[src]
"You have a passport? Ever been to Germany?"
"Oh you're gonna love it there."
"I can't go to Germany!"
"Why not?"
"Because I have... homework."
"Okay... I'm gonna pretend you didn't just say that."
Tony Stark and Peter Parker[src]
"Are those carbon fiber wings?
"Is this stuff coming out of you?"
―Spider-Man and Falcon[src]
"I don't know how many fights you've been on, but there's not usually this much talking."
"All right, sorry. My bad."
Falcon and Spider-Man[src]
"They're not stopping!
"Neither are we."
―Spider-Man and Iron Man[src]
"Did Stark tell anything else?"
"That you're wrong. You think you're right. And that makes you dangerous."
Captain America and Spider-Man[src]
"You got heart, kid. Where are you from?"
Captain America and Spider-Man[src]

Spider-Man: Homecoming

Spoken by Peter Parker

"This is my chance to prove myself!"
―Peter Parker[src]
"'Sup guys? Wait a guys aren't the real Avengers! I can tell, Hulk gives it away."
―Spider-Man to Robbers[src]
"Hey! The illegal weapons ferry was at 2:30! You missed it."
―Spider-Man to Criminals[src]


"You're the Spider-Man...from YouTube!"
"No! No I'm not! This is just a costume!"
"You were on the ceiling!"
Ned Leeds and Peter Parker[src]
"Did Liz get a new top?"
"No, you've seen that before. But never with that skirt."
"We should probably stop staring before it gets creepy though."
"Too late. You guys are losers."
―Peter Parker, Ned Leeds and Michelle[src]
"So, to become an Avenger, are there like trials or an interview?"
"Just, don't do anything I would do. And definitely don't do anything I wouldn't do. There's a little gray area in there and that's where you operate. That's not a hug, I'm just grabbing the door for you. Alright, kid. Good luck out there."
―Peter Parker and Tony Stark[src]
"I'm sick of him treating me like a kid all the time!"
"But you ARE a kid."
―Peter Parker and Ned Leeds[src]
"Look, I'm going to need the suit back."
"But I'm nothing without the suit!"
"If you're nothing without the suit, then you don't deserve it."
―Iron Man and Spider-Man[src]
"What if somebody died?"
"I was just trying to be like you!"
"I wanted you to be better."
Iron Man and Spider-Man[src]
"Can you summon an army of spiders?"
"No, Ned. No."
―Peter Parker and Ned Leeds[src]
"Do you know him, too?"
"I stole his shield."
―Peter Parker and Ned Leeds[src]

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