"I've been me my whole life, and I've had these powers for 6 months, and I read books, I build computers, and yeah I would love to play football. But I couldn't then so I shouldn't now." "Sure. 'Cause you're different." "Exactly. But I can't tell anybody that, so I'm not. When you can do the things that I can, but you don't... and then the bad things happen, they happen because of you."
"You have a passport?" "No I don't. I don't even have a driver's license-" "Ever been to Germany?" "No." "Oh you're gonna love it there." "I can't go to Germany!" "Why not?" "Because I have... homework." "Okay... I'm gonna pretend you didn't just say that."
"Did Liz get a new top?" "No, you've seen that before. But never with that skirt." "We should probably stop staring before it gets creepy though." "Yeah." "Too late. You guys are losers." "Then why do you sit with us?" "Because I don't have any friends."
"So, to become an Avenger, are there like trials or an interview?" "Just, don't do anything I would do. And definitely don't do anything I wouldn't do. There's a little gray area in there and that's where you operate. That's not a hug, I'm just grabbing the door for you. Alright, kid. Good luck out there."
"You're the Spider-Man... from YouTube!" "No! No, I'm not! This is just a costume!" "You were on the ceiling!" "I wasn't! I, wait, what are you doing in my room?" "May let me in, you said we were going to finish the Death Star! Wait, she doesn't know?" "Nobody knows! Well, Mr Stark knows because he made me my suit but that's it!" "Tony Stark made you that? Are you an Avenger?" "Yeah, basically. You can't tell anyone, you have to keep this a secret!" "A secret, why?" "Because you know what she's like, if she finds out that there are people out there who try to kill me every night she won't let me do this anymore!" "Okay, okay, okay, okay, I'm going to level with you, I don't think I can keep this a secret, this is the greatest thing that has ever happened to me!" "I cannot believe that this is happening to me right now..."
"Maryland." "What's there?" "I don't know... evil lair?" "Evil lair?" "Dude, a gang with alien guns and a guy with wings? Yeah, they have a lair." "Badass. But how are you going to get there? That's like three hundred miles away." "It's not too far away from D.C...."