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A collection of quotes of Star-Lord, the leader of the Guardians of the Galaxy.

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Guardians of the Galaxy

Spoken by Peter Quill

"Oh, I'm sorry. I don't know how this machine works."
―Star-Lord[src]
"Hey. Take those headphones off, right now!"
―Star-Lord to the Mean Guard[src]
"I'm pretty sure the answer is "I am Groot.""
―Star-Lord[src]
"We promised him he could stay by your side until he kills your boss. I always keep my promises, when they're to muscle-bound whack-jobs who will kill me if I don't."
―Star-Lord[src]
"I come from Earth, a planet of outlaws: Billie the Kid, Bonnie and Clyde, John Stamos."
―Star-Lord[src]
"We've already established that you destroying the ship that I'm on is not saving me."
―Star-Lord to Rocket Raccoon[src]
"I look around, do you know what I see? Losers! I mean like folks who have lost stuff. Their homes. Families. And we're facing a threat that could destroy us all."
―Star-Lord to the Guardians of the Galaxy[src]
"You said it yourself, bitch! We're the Guardians of the Galaxy!"
―Star-Lord to Ronan the Accuser[src]

Spoken about Peter Quill

"Peter Jason Quill, from Terra. Raised from youth by a band of mercenaries called the Ravagers, led by Yondu Udonta."
Rhomann Dey[src]

Dialogue

"Peter? What happened?"
"Hey, uh...uh. I.."
"Bereet"
"Bereet! Look, I'm gonna be totally honest with you. I forgot you were here."
Bereet and Star-Lord[src]
"Fool, you should've learned!"
"I don't learn. It's one of my issues."
Gamora and Star-Lord[src]
"Hey, if it isn't Star-Prince."
"Star-Lord!"
"Oh right sorry, Lord. I picked this guy up a while back for petty theft, he's got a code-name."
Rhomann Dey and Star-Lord[src]
"Oh hold up, what is a raccoon?"
"What is a raccoon? It's what you are, stupid!"
Rocket Raccoon and Star-Lord[src]
"Why would you want to save the galaxy?"
"'Cause I'm one of the idiots that lives in it!"
Rocket Raccoon and Star-Lord[src]

Promotional

"Peter Jason Quill. He's also known as Star-Lord."
"Who calls him that?"
"Himself, mostly. He's wanted on charges of minor assault, public intoxication and fraud."
Rhomann Dey and Garthan Saal[src]
"Well, here we are: a thief, two thugs, an assassin, and a maniac, but we're not going to stand by as evil wipes out the galaxy. I guess we're stuck together, partners."
―Star-Lord to the Guardians of the Galaxy[src]

Guardians of the Galaxy Vol. 2

Spoken by Peter Quill

"Show time, A-holes!"
―Star-Lord[src]
"Sometimes the thing you're searching for your whole life is right there by your side all along."
―Star-Lord[src]

Dialogue

"There are two types of beings in the universe. Those who dance, and those who do not."
"I get it, yes. I'm a dancer, Gamora is not."
"You just need to find a woman who is pathetic, like you."
"Thanks, buddy."
Drax the Destroyer and Star-Lord[src]
"Is that a rifle?"
"You don't know what a rifle looks like?"
"It's just... swords were your thing and guns were mine, but... I guess we're both doing guns now. I just didn't know that."
―Star-Lord and Gamora[src]
"Does anyone got any tape out there? I wanna put some tape over the death button."
"Nobody has any tape!"
"Not a single person has tape?!
"You have an Atomic Bomb in your bag. If anyone's gonna have tape, it's you!"
"I have to do everything!"
Rocket Raccoon and Star-Lord[src]
"After all these years, I've found you."
"And who the hell are you?"
"I'm your dad, Peter."
Ego and Peter Quill[src]
"Show time, A-holes! it will be here any minute."
"And it will be it's last."
"I thought your thing was a sword?"
"We've been hired to stop an inter-dimensional beast from feeding on those batteries and I'm going to stop it with a sword?"
"It's just... swords were your thing and guns were mine, but... I guess we're both doing guns now. I just didn't know that."
"Drax, why aren't you wearing one of Rocket's Aero-Rigs?"
"It hurts."
"Hurts?"
"I have sensitive nipples."
"Wa-ha-ha-ha! My nipples hurt! Oh, goodness me!"
"What about him, what's he doing?"
"I'm finishing this so we can listen to tunes whilst we work."
Guardians of the Galaxy[src]