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A collection of quote from the Ravager captain, Taserface.

Taserface Profile 2

Movies

Guardians of the Galaxy Vol. 2

Spoken by Taserface

"You're the one who killed those men by leading them down the wrong path because you're weak and stupid! It's time for the Ravagers to rise once again to glory with a new captain: Taserface!"
―Taserface to Yondu Udonta[src]

Spoken about Taserface

"Yeah. It's the day for dumb ass names."
Rocket Raccoon[src]
"No offence, but your employees are a bunch of jerks."
Rocket Raccoon[src]

Dialogue

"No matter how many times Quill betrays you, you protect him like that none of the rest of us matter. I'm the one what sticks up for you."
"Damn straight lad, he's gone soft. Suppose it's time for a change in leadership."
Kraglin Obfonteri and Taserface[src]
"I've waited a long time for this... What?"
"Sorry, I'm so sorry, I just keep imagining you waking up in the morning, looking in the mirror and in all seriousness to yourself saying 'You know what would be a really kick-ass name? Taserface!'."
―Taserface and Rocket Raccoon[src]
"I'm sending you the coordinates for Yondu's ship! I only ask one thing in return, that your High Priestess tell him the name of the man who sentenced him to death: Taserface!"
―Taserface to the Sovereign Chambermaid[src]
"Your name is Taserface?"
"That's right."
"So you shoot tasers out of your face?"
"It's metaphorical!"
Rocket Raccoon and Taserface[src]
"We'll deliver you to the Kree in the morning! Neither one of you will laugh much longer after that!"
"Ok Taserface! Hey, tell the other guys we said hi, Taserface!"
Taserface and Rocket Raccoon[src]
"You're the one who killed those men by leading them down the wrong path because you're weak and stupid! It's time for the Ravagers to rise once again to glory with a new captain: Taserface!"
"I'm sorry, I'm sorry, your name is, it's Taserface?"
"That's right."
"Do you shoot Tasers out of your face?"
"It's metaphorical!"
"For what?"
"For...It is a name what strikes fear into the hearts of anyone who hears it!"
"Yeah...Ok, whatever you say."
"You shut up, your next! Udonta, I've waited a long time for this... What?"
"Sorry, I'm so sorry, I just keep imagining you waking up in the morning, looking in the mirror and in all seriousness to yourself saying 'You know what would be a really kick-ass name? Taserface!'. That's how I hear you in my head! What was your second choice? Scrotumhead?"
"New plan! We're killing you first!"
"Well, dying is certainly better than living an entire life as a moronic shithead who thinks Taserface is a cool name."
"That's enough killing for today!"
Taserface, Rocket Raccoon and Nebula[src]