"Brother, whatever I have done to wrong you, whatever I have done to lead you to do this, I am truly sorry. But these people are innocent, taking their lives will gain you nothing. So take mine, and end this."
"Why have you done this?" "To prove to father that I am a worthy son! When he wakes, I will have saved his life, I will have destroyed that race of monsters, and I will be true heir to the throne!" "You can't kill an entire race!" "Why not? And what is this new found love for the Frost Giants? You could have killed them all with your bare hands!" "I have changed." "So have I. Now fight me!"
"This drink... I like " "I know, it's great right?" "ANOTHER!" "Sorry, Izzie, little accident...What was that?" "It was delicious! I want another!" "You could have just said so!" "I just did!" "I mean ask nicely!" "I meant no disrespect." "Alright, no more smashing. Deal?" "You have my word."
"You are a vain, greedy, cruel boy!" "And you are an old man and a fool!" "Yes... I was a fool, to think you were ready." "Father..." "FIE!" "Thor Odinson... you have betrayed the express command of your king. Through your arrogance and stupidity, you've opened these peaceful realms and innocent lives to the horror and desolation of war! You are unworthy of these realms, you're unworthy of your title, you're unworthy... of the loved ones you have betrayed! I now take from you your power! In the name of my father and his father before, I, Odin Allfather, cast you out!"
"My friends, have you forgotten all that we have done together? Fandral, Hogun, who led you into the glorious of battles?" "You did." "And, Volstagg, who introduced you to delicacies so succulent you thought you'd died and gone to Valhalla?" "You did." "And who proved wrong all who scoffed at the idea that a young maiden could be one of the fiercest warriors this realm has ever known?" "I did!" "True, but I supported you, Sif."
"You know, I had it all backwards. I had it all wrong." "It's not a bad thing finding out that you don't have all the answers. You start asking the right questions." "For the first time in my life, I have no idea what I'm supposed to do." "Anyone who's ever going to find his way in this world, has to start by admitting he doesn't know..."
"The house of Odin is full of traitors..." "Do not dishonor my father's name with your lies!" "Your father is a murderer and a thief! And why have YOU come, to talk of peace? You long for battle, you crave it! You're nothing more than a boy trying to prove himself a man!" "Be warned, this boy grows tired of your mockery!" "Thor, stop and think. Look around you, we're outnumbered..." "Know your place, brother!" "You know not what your actions would unleash... I do. Go now, while I still allow it." "We will accept your most gracious offer. Come on, brother..." "Run back home, little princess." "Damn..." "Next? "
"Loki, what are you doing here?" "I had to see you." "What's happened? Tell me, is it Jotunheim? Let me explain to Father..." "Father is dead." "What?" "Your banishment, the threat of a new war... it was too much for him to bear. You mustn't blame yourself. I know that you loved him. I tried to tell him so, but he wouldn't listen. It was so cruel to put the hammer within your reach knowing that you could never lift it. The burden of the throne has fallen to me now." "Can I come home?" "The truce with Jotunheim is conditional upon your exile." "Yes, but... couldn't we find a way...?" "And Mother has forbidden your return. This is goodbye, brother. I'm so sorry." "No. I am sorry. Thank you for coming here." "Farewell." "Goodbye." ""Goodbye?" I just got back."
"You'll be a wise king." "There will never be a wiser king than you. Or a better father. I have much to learn. I know that now. One day, perhaps, I will make you proud." "You've already made me proud."
"Now there's that guy." "Another Asgardian?" "Think the guy's a friendly?" "Doesn't matter. If he frees Loki or kills him, the Tesseract's lost." "Stark, we need a plan of attack." "I have a plan: Attack."
"Where's the Tesseract?" "I missed you too." "Do I look to be in a gaming mood?" "Oh, you should thank me. With the Bifrost gone, how much dark energy did the All-Father have to muster to conjure you here? Your precious Earth." "I thought you dead." "Did you mourn?" "We all did. Our father..." "Your father. He did tell you my true parentage, did he not?" "We were raised together. We played together, we fought together. Do you remember none of that?" "I remember a shadows. living in the shade of your greatness. I remember you tossing me into an abyss. I who was and should be king!" "So you take the world I love as recompense for your imagined slights? No, the Earth is under my protection, Loki." "And you're doing a marvelous job with that. The Humans slaughter each other in droves, while you ideally threat. I mean to rule them. That's why should I not..." "Think yourself above them?" "Well, yes." "Then you miss the truth of ruling, brother. A throne would suit you ill." "I've seen worlds you've never known about. I have grown, Odin's son, in my exile. I have seen the true power of the Tesseract. And when I wield it..." "Who showed you this power? Who controls the would be king?" "I am the king!" "Not here! You give up the Tesseract! You give up this poisonous dream! You come home." "I don't have it. You need the cube to bring me home, but I've sent it off. I know not where." "You listen well, brother." "I'm listening."
"I don't think we should be focusing on Loki. That guy's brain is a bag full of cats. You can smell crazy on him." "Have a care how you speak! Loki is beyond reason, but he is of Asgard and he is my brother!" "He killed eighty people in two days." "He's adopted."
"Do not touch me again!" "Then don't take my stuff." "You have no idea what you are dealing with." "Uh, Shakespeare in The Park? Doth mother know you weareth her drapes?" "This is beyond you, metal man. Loki will face Asgardian justice." "He gives up the Cube, he's all yours. Until then, stay out of the way. Tourist."
"Thor, report on the Hulk? "The gates of Hel are filled with the screams of his victims. Uh, but, not the screams of the dead, of course. No no, uh...wounded screams, mainly whimpering, a great deal of complaining and tales of sprained deltoids and, and uh... and gout."
"The handle's imprinted, right? Like a security code. "Whosoever is carrying Thor's fingerprints" is, I think, the literal translation." "Yes. It's a very, very interesting theory. I have a simpler one. You're all not worthy."
"You think you're saving anyone? I turn that key and drop this rock a little early and it's still billions dead. Even you can't stop that." "I am Thor, son of Odin, and as long as there is life in my breast... I am running out of things to say!"
"I'm gonna miss these little talks of ours." "Not if you don't leave." "I have no choice. The Mind Stone is the fourth of the Infinity Stones to show up in the last few years. It's not a coincidence. Someone has been playing an intricate game and has made pawns of us. And once all these pieces are in position..." "Triple Yahtzee." "You think you can find out what's coming?" "I do. Besides this one, there's nothing that can't be explained."
"The Avengers were formed to make the world a safer place. I feel we've done that." "Tell me Captain, do you know where Thor and Banner are right now? If I misplaced a couple of 30 megaton nukes, you can bet there'd be consequences."
"So Earth has wizards now, huh?" "Tea?" "I don't drink tea." "What do you drink?" "Not tea." "So, I keep a watch list of individuals and beings from other realms that may be a threat to this world. Your adopted brother, Loki, is one of those beings." "Worthy inclusion." "Yeah. So... why bring him here to New York?" "It's a bit of a long story. Family drama, that kind of thing. But, we're looking for my father." "Oh, okay. So if you found Odin, you'd all return to Asgard promptly?" "Oh, yes. Promptly." "Great. Allow me to help you."
"Hey, hey! We know each other! He's a friend from work! Where have you been? Everybody thought you were dead! So much has happened since I last saw you. I lost my hammer...like, yesterday so that's still pretty fresh. Loki, he's alive! Can you believe it? He's up there. Hey Loki! Look who it is!"
"What would you like me to say? You faked your own death. You stole the throne, stripped Odin of his power, stranded him on Earthto die, releasing the Goddess of Death. Have I said enough or would you like me to go further than the past two days?"
"My God, you're a Valkyrie... You know, I used to want to be a Valkyrie when I was younger, until I found out you were all women. There's nothing wrong with women, of course, I like women. Sometimes a little too much. Not in a creepy way, just more like a respectful appreciation. I think it's great, an elite force of women warriors. It's about time."
"Now, I know what you're thinking. "Oh, no! Thor's in a cage. How did this happen?" Well, sometimes you have to get captured just to get a straight answer out of somebody. It's a long story, but basically, I'm a bit of a hero. See, I spent some time on Earth... Fought some robots, saved the planet a couple of times. Then I went searching through the cosmos for some magic, colorful Infinity Stone things. Didn't find any. That's when I came across a path of death and destruction, which led me all the way here into this cage, where I met you."
"Oh dear brother, you're becoming predictable. I trust you, you betray me and round and round in circles we go. See, Loki, life is about growth and change. But you just seem to want to stay the same. I guess what I'm trying to say is that you'll always be the God of Mischief. But you could be more."
"What are you doing here?!" "What am I doing here? I'm trapped in this stupid chair, where's your chair?" "I didn't get a chair." "Well then get me out of this one!" "I can't." "What?" "I can't." "Why not?!" "I can't jeopardize my position! I've gained the Grandmaster's favor two weeks ago!" "What? How have you been here for two weeks?" "What are you whispering about?"
"We're the same, you and I. Just a couple of hot-headed fools." "Yes, same. Hulk like fire and Thor like water." "Well, we're kind of both like fire." "But Hulk like raging fire. Thor like smoldering fire."
"Kneel." "Beg your pardon?" "You must be Hela. I'm Thor, son of Odin." Really? You don't look like him." "Perhaps we can come to an arrangement." "You sound like him. Kneel. Before your queen." "I don't think so. It's not possible. "Darling, you don't know what's possible...""
"Thor sad." "Shut up." "THOR SAD!!!" "I'm not sad, you idiot. I'm pissed off! Angry. I lost my father. I lost my hammer. You're not even listening." "Don't kick stuff." "You're being a really bad friend." "You bad friend!" "You know what we call you?" "No." "We call you the stupid Avenger." "You're tiny Avenger!" "What, are you crazy?" "Yes." "You know what? Earth does hate you." "No..." "I'm sorry I said those things. You're not the stupid Avenger. Nobody calls you the stupid Avenger." "It's okay." "You just can't go around throwing shields at people, you could have killed me." "I know, I'm sorry! I just get so angry all the time! Hulk always... always angry." "I know. We're the same, you and I. Just a couple of hot-headed fools." "Yeah, same. Hulk like fire... Thor like water." "Well, we're kind of both like fire." "But Hulk like real fire. Like... raging fire. Thor like smoldering fire." "Hulk, I need you to do something for me."
"Loki, I thought the world of you. I thought we were gonna fight side by side forever, but at the end of the day, you're you and I'm me, and... I don't know, maybe there's still good in you, but let's be honest – our paths diverged a long time ago." "We are. It's probably for the best that we never see each other again." "Yeah, that's what you always wanted."
"Banner? Hey, hey, hey. You all right, Banner? Sun’s going down. Sun’s going down. That’s it, breathe. I won’t hurt you. Sun’s going down." "...Thor?" "Yeah." "What happened to your hair?" "Some creepy old man cut it off." "It looks good." "Thanks." "Where are we? How’s Nat?" "Nat is good, I’m sure." "And what about Sokovia?" "Sokovia?" "The city, Sokovia. Did wesave it?" "Banner, listen." "What?" "Sokovia. Ultron. That was two years ago." "What are you saying? I’ve been Hulk for two years?" "I’m afraid so." "What the hell happened?" "Banner, there’s something you should know..." "Voice Activation required." "Banner." "Welcome, Strongest Avenger." "What?" "Ship’s log..." "Thor, where are we?" "Yeah, about that." "It’s bad news, bad news today. Sakaar, hear ye. Attention please. I have some bad news. My beloved, exalted Champion has turned up missing. Take to the streets. Celebrate my champion." "Who’s that?" "He kind of runs the place. You actually lived in his house." "I did?" "Yeah. Quite a lot’s happened. You and I had a fight recently." "Did I win?" "No, I won. Easily." "Doesn’t sound right." "Well, it’s true." "It seems that that criminally seductive Lord of Thunder has stolen him away." "Seductive GOD of Thunder. We need to move." "Oh, no. This is bad. This is really, really bad. Thor, I think I’m freaking out." "No, no, no. Don’t freak out. You’re okay. Put these on." "These are Tony’s clothes." "I know, come on." "Is he here?" "No, he’s not here. But listen. Just stay calm, okay? The sun’s going down. The sun’s getting really low. Sun’s going down."
"I've spent years, in a haze, trying to forget my past. Sakaar seemed like the best place to drink, and to forget, and to die. One day." "Well, I was thinking that you drink too much and it was probably gonna kill you." "I don't plan to stop drinking. But... I don't wanna forget. I can't turn away anymore. So... if I'm gonna die, well... it might as well be driving my sword through the heart of that murderous hag."
"I think we should disband the Revengers." "Hit her with a lightning blast." "I just hit her with the biggest lightning blast in the history of lightning. It did nothing." "We just need to hold her off until everyone's on board." "It won't end there. The longer Hela's on Asgard, the more powerful she grows. She'll hunt us down. We need to stop her here and now." "So what do we do?" "I'm not doing 'get help'."
―Thor to Thanos, after a failed kill attempt in Wakanda as the half of the universe begin to be erased[src]
Spoken about Thor
"I can’t believe this dude is still alive." "He is not a dude. You’re a dude. This is.. this is a man. A handsome, muscular man." "What?" "Who are you kidding, you’re one sandwich away from fat." "Gamora, do you think I’m..." "It’s like a pirate had a baby with an Angel." "What? Okay. I’m going to get a Bowflex. I’m going to commit. I’m going to get some dumbbells." "You know you can't eat dumbbells right?" "It’s like his muscles are made of kryptonite fibres." "Stop massaging his muscles."
"The Tesseract...or your brother's head. I assume you have a preference?" "Oh I do... kill away. Alright, stop!" "We don't have the Tesseract, it was destroyed on Asgard! Oh, you really are the worst brother!" "I assure you, brother, the sun will shine on us again." "Your optimism is misplaced Asgardian." "Well for one thing, I'm not Asgardian. And for another thing, we have a Hulk."
"Yourfather killed my brother." "Step-father, technically. She hates him as much as you do." "Families can be tough. Before my father died, he told me I had a half-sister that he imprisoned in hell. Then she returned home and stabbed me in the eye. So I had to kill her. I feel your pain." "I feel your pain as well. I know this is not a competition, but I’ve been through a lot. My father killed my mother. Then I had to kill my father. That was hard. Probably even harder than having to kill a sister. At least I came out with both my eyes."
"How do you open this thing? Maybe it’s a 4-digit code? Birthdate?" "What are you doing?" "Taking your pod." "No you’re not. You will not be taking our pod today, sir." "Eh, Quill, are you making your voice deeper?" "No..." "You are. You are imitating the god-man. It’s weird." "No, I’m not." "He just did it again." "This is my voice." "Are you mocking me?" "Are you mocking me?"
"Okay, time to be the Captain. So dead brother, huh? Yeah that can be annoying." "Well, he’s been dead before. But this time, I think it really might be true." "And you said you hate your sister and your dad?" "Both dead." "You still got a mom, though?" "Killed by a dark elf." "Best friend?" "Stabbed through the heart." "You sure you’re up to this mission?" "Absolutely! Rage, vengeance, anger, lost are tremendous motivators to clear the mind. So I’m good to go." "Yeah, but this Thanos guy you’re talking about, he’s the toughest there is." "Well, he’s never fought me." "Yeah he has." "Well, he’s never fought me twice. And I’m getting a new hammer, don’t forget." "Well, it better some hammer." "You know I’m 1500 years old. I’ve killed twice as many enemies as that. And every one of them would have rather killed me than not succeeded. I’m only alive because fate wants me alive. Thanos is just the latest of a long line of bastards, and he’ll be the latest to feel my vengeance. Fate wills it so." "And what if you’re wrong?" "Well, if I’m wrong, what more could I lose?" "I could lose a lot. Me, personally? I could lose a lot."
"Well, if fate does want you to kill that crabsack, you’re gonna need more than one stupid eyeball." "What’s this?" "What’s it look like? Some jerk lost a bet with me in Contraxia." "He gave you his eye?" "No, he gave me a 100 credits. I snuck in his room later that night and stole his eye." "Thank you, sweet Rabbit." "Oh, I would have washed that. The only way I could sneak it off Contraxia, is up my… hey we’re here."
"In ancient times, people believed the heavens were filled with gods and monsters and magical worlds. Then, as time passed, those beliefs faded into myth and folklore. But now we know the stories were true. Other worlds, with names like Asgard, do exist. And beings once revered as gods, like Thor, have returned, leaving us with more questions and... an enormous mess to clean up."
"You should give your buddy the god of thunder a shout. He gets his power from his hammer, right? What if this is his nail to the hammer?" "I already did. Director Fury told me he's off the grid. And if he has a cellphone, we don't have the number."
"You should consider the American Northwest. Maybe Portland. Good food scene. Great philharmonic." "Well, if you will come and visit. It's not everyone I get to share my stories with." "Sure. And if Thor's in town, I'll introduce you."
"You must remember things about your home world, right?" "Only basic lessons a child could learn." "The name of your sword?" "What about Thor?" "Um... I do not know this word, yet when you say it, I... want to smile. Why?" "Who can explain the mysteries of the Asgardian brain?" "I Can."
"Hey, yo, my man, my man. All HD. Got it right here. Blu-ray, too, 'cause I'm nice like that. Tony Stark, the big blonde dude with the hammer, the old dude with the shield, the green monster, and I don't mean Fenway. You can't get better raw footage of the incident anywhere else than right here."
"The world isn't the world anymore, mija. Aliens coming out of the sky. People with silver hammers. Green monsters. All I know is everything happens for a reason. And now, somehow you're a part of it."