Thor/Quote

A collection of quotes of the Asgardian prince Thor.

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Thor

Spoken by Thor

"This drink, I like it. Another!"

―Thor^[src]

"Brother, however I have wronged you, whatever I have done that has led you to do this, I am truly sorry. But these people are innocent, taking their lives will gain you nothing. So take mine, and end this."

―Thor^[src]

Spoken about Thor

"Call it, Phil; I'm starting to root for this guy."

―Hawkeye to Phil Coulson^[src]

"Do you want me to take him down, or would you rather send in more guys for him to beat up?"

―Hawkeye to Phil Coulson^[src]

Dialogue

"Why have you done this?"
"To prove to father that I am a worthy son! When he wakes, I will have saved his life, I will have destroyed that race of monsters, and I will be true heir to the throne!"
"You can't kill an entire race!"
"Why not? And what is this new found love for the Frost Giants? You could have killed them all with your bare hands!"
"I have changed."
"So have I. Now fight me!"

―Thor and Loki^[src]

"This drink... I like "
"I know, it's great right?"
"ANOTHER!"
"Sorry, Izzie, little accident...What was that?"
"It was delicious! I want another!"
"You could have just said so!"
"I just did!"
"I mean ask nicely!"
"I meant no disrespect."
"Alright, no more smashing. Deal?"
"You have my word."

―Thor, Darcy Lewis and Jane Foster^[src]

"I need a horse!"
"We don't have horses. Just dogs, cats, birds."
"Then give me one of those large enough to ride."

―Thor and Pet Store Clerk^[src]

"You are a vain, greedy, cruel boy!"
"And you are an old man and a fool!"
"Yes... I was a fool, to think you were ready."
"Father..."
"FIE!"
"Thor Odinson... you have betrayed the express command of your king. Through your arrogance and stupidity, you've opened these peaceful realms and innocent lives to the horror and desolation of war! You are unworthy of these realms, you're unworthy of your title, you're unworthy... of the loved ones you have betrayed! I now take from you your power! In the name of my father and his father before, I, Odin Allfather, cast you out!"

―Odin, Thor and Loki^[src]

"My friends, have you forgotten all that we have done together? Fandral, Hogun, who led you into the glorious of battles?"
"You did."
"And, Volstagg, who introduced you to delicacies so succulent you thought you'd died and gone to Valhalla?"
"You did."
"And who proved wrong all who scoffed at the idea that a young maiden could be one of the fiercest warriors this realm has ever known?"
"I did!"
"True, but I supported you, Sif."

―Thor, Hogun, Volstagg and Sif^[src]

"You know, I had it all backwards. I had it all wrong."
"It's not a bad thing finding out that you don't have all the answers. You start asking the right questions."
"For the first time in my life, I have no idea what I'm supposed to do."
"Anyone who's ever going to find his way in this world, has to start by admitting he doesn't know..."

―Thor and Erik Selvig^[src]

"The house of Odin is full of traitors..."
"Do not dishonor my father's name with your lies!"
"Your father is a murderer and a thief! And why have YOU come, to talk of peace? You long for battle, you crave it! You're nothing more than a boy trying to prove himself a man!"
"Be warned, this boy grows tired of your mockery!"
"Thor, stop and think. Look around you, we're outnumbered..."
"Know your place, brother!"
"You know not what your actions would unleash... I do. Go now, while I still allow it."
"We will accept your most gracious offer. Come on, brother..."
"Run back home, little princess."
"Damn..."
"Next? "

―Laufey, Thor, Loki and Frost Giant^[src]

"Loki, what are you doing here?"
"I had to see you."
"What's happened? Tell me, is it Jotunheim? Let me explain to Father..."
"Father is dead."
"What?"
"Your banishment, the threat of a new war... it was too much for him to bear. You mustn't blame yourself. I know that you loved him. I tried to tell him so, but he wouldn't listen. It was so cruel to put the hammer within your reach knowing that you could never lift it. The burden of the throne has fallen to me now."
"Can I come home?"
"The truce with Jotunheim is conditional upon your exile."
"Yes, but... couldn't we find a way...?"
"And Mother has forbidden your return. This is goodbye, brother. I'm so sorry."
"No. I am sorry. Thank you for coming here."
"Farewell."
"Goodbye."
""Goodbye?" I just got back."

―Thor, Loki and Phil Coulson^[src]

"What happened?"
"He's fine! We drank, we fought - he made his ancestors proud!"
"Put him on the bed."
"Oh, I still don't think you're the god of thunder. But you ought to be!"

―Jane Foster, Thor and Erik Selvig^[src]

"You'll be a wise king."
"There will never be a wiser king than you. Or a better father. I have much to learn. I know that now. One day, perhaps, I will make you proud."
"You've already made me proud."

―Odin and Thor^[src]

The Avengers

Spoken about Thor

"What's the matter? Scared of a little lightning?"
"I'm not overly fond of what follows."

―Captain America and Loki^[src]

"Now there's that guy."
"Another Asgardian?"
"Think the guy's a friendly?"
"Doesn't matter. If he frees Loki or kills him, the Tesseract's lost."
"Stark, we need a plan of attack."
"I have a plan: Attack."

―Iron Man, Black Widow and Captain America^[src]

"I'd sit this one out, Cap."
"I don't see how I can."
"These guys come from legends, they're basically Gods."
"There's only one God, ma'am. And I'm pretty sure he doesn't dress like that."

―Black Widow and Captain America^[src]

Dialogue

"Where's the Tesseract?"
"I missed you too."
"Do I look to be in a gaming mood?"
"Oh, you should thank me. With the Bifrost gone, how much dark energy did the All-Father have to muster to conjure you here? Your precious Earth."
"I thought you dead."
"Did you mourn?"
"We all did. Our father..."
"Your father. He did tell you my true parentage, did he not?"
"We were raised together. We played together, we fought together. Do you remember none of that?"
"I remember a shadows. living in the shade of your greatness. I remember you tossing me into an abyss. I who was and should be king!"
"So you take the world I love as recompense for your imagined slights? No, the Earth is under my protection, Loki."
"And you're doing a marvelous job with that. The Humans slaughter each other in droves, while you ideally threat. I mean to rule them. That's why should I not..."
"Think yourself above them?"
"Well, yes."
"Then you miss the truth of ruling, brother. A throne would suit you ill."
"I've seen worlds you've never known about. I have grown, Odin's son, in my exile. I have seen the true power of the Tesseract. And when I wield it..."
"Who showed you this power? Who controls the would be king?"
"I am the king!"
"Not here! You give up the Tesseract! You give up this poisonous dream! You come home."
"I don't have it. You need the cube to bring me home, but I've sent it off. I know not where."
"You listen well, brother."
"I'm listening."

―Thor and Loki^[src]

"I don't think we should be focusing on Loki. That guy's brain is a bag full of cats. You can smell crazy on him."
"Have a care how you speak! Loki is beyond reason, but he is of Asgard and he is my brother!"
"He killed eighty people in two days."
"He's adopted."

―Bruce Banner, Thor and Black Widow^[src]

"Do not touch me again!"
"Then don't take my stuff."
"You have no idea what you are dealing with."
"Uh, Shakespeare in The Park? Doth mother know you weareth her drapes?"
"This is beyond you, metal man. Loki will face Asgardian justice."
"He gives up the Cube, he's all yours. Until then, stay out of the way. Tourist."

―Thor and Iron Man^[src]

Iron Man 3

Spoken about Thor

"Ever since that big dude with the hammer fell out of the sky, subtlety has kind of had its day."

―Aldrich Killian^[src]

Thor: The Dark World

Spoken by Thor

"I would rather be a good man than a great king."

―Thor^[src]

Dialogue

"I've got this completely under control!"
"Is that why everything is on fire?!"

―Sif and Thor^[src]

Avengers: Age of Ultron

Spoken by Thor

"Loki's scepter must be here. Strucker couldn't mount this defense without it. At long last."

―Thor^[src]

"The girl tried to warp my mind. Take special care. I doubt a human could keep her at bay. Fortunately, I am mighty."

―Thor to Captain America^[src]

Spoken about Thor

"Thor. You're bothering me."

―Ultron to Thor^[src]

"That man has no regard for lawn maintenance. I'm gonna miss him, though."

―Tony Stark to Steve Rogers^[src]

Dialogue

"Thor, report on the Hulk?
"The gates of Hel are filled with the screams of his victims. Uh, but, not the screams of the dead, of course. No no, uh...wounded screams, mainly whimpering, a great deal of complaining and tales of sprained deltoids and, and uh... and gout."

―Black Widow and Thor.^[src]

"The handle's imprinted, right? Like a security code. "Whosoever is carrying Thor's fingerprints" is, I think, the literal translation."
"Yes. It's a very, very interesting theory. I have a simpler one. You're all not worthy."

―Tony Stark and Thor^[src]

"Come on, use your words, buddy."
"I have more than enough words to describe you, Stark."

―Tony Stark and Thor^[src]

"If you believe in peace, then let us keep it."
"I think you're confusing peace with quiet."

―Thor and Ultron^[src]

"You think you're saving anyone? I turn that key and drop this rock a little early and it's still billions dead. Even you can't stop that."
"I am Thor, son of Odin, and as long as there is life in my breast... I am running out of things to say!"

―Ultron and Thor^[src]

"It's terribly well-balanced."
"Well, if there's too much weight, you lose power on the swing, so..."

―Vision and Thor^[src]

"Thor, I got a plan."
"We're out of time. They're coming for the core."

―Iron Man and Thor^[src]

"I'm gonna miss these little talks of ours."
"Not if you don't leave."
"I have no choice. The Mind Stone is the fourth of the Infinity Stones to show up in the last few years. It's not a coincidence. Someone has been playing an intricate game and has made pawns of us. And once all these pieces are in position..."
"Triple Yahtzee."
"You think you can find out what's coming?"
"I do. Besides this one, there's nothing that can't be explained."

―Thor, Tony Stark and Steve Rogers^[src]

Captain America: Civil War

Spoken about Thor

"The Avengers were formed to make the world a safer place. I feel we've done that."
"Tell me Captain, do you know where Thor and Banner are right now? If I misplaced a couple of 30 megaton nukes, you can bet there'd be consequences."

―Steve Rogers and Thaddeus Ross^[src]

Doctor Strange

Dialogue

"So Earth has wizards now, huh?"
"Tea?"
"I don't drink tea."
"What do you drink?"
"Not tea."
"So, I keep a watch list of individuals and beings from other realms that may be a threat to this world. Your adopted brother, Loki, is one of those beings."
"Worthy inclusion."
"Yeah. So... why bring him here to New York?"
"It's a bit of a long story. Family drama, that kind of thing. But, we're looking for my father."
"Oh, okay. So if you found Odin, you'd all return to Asgard promptly?"
"Oh, yes. Promptly."
"Great. Allow me to help you."

―Thor and Doctor Strange^[src]

Spider-Man: Homecoming

Spoken about Thor

"What's up, guys? Forgot your PIN number? Whoa! You're the Avengers! What are you guys doing here? Thor, Hulk – nice to finally meet you guys. Thought you'd be more handsome in person."

―Spider-Man^[src]

Thor: Ragnarok

Spoken by Thor

"Hey, hey! We know each other! He's a friend from work! Where have you been? Everybody thought you were dead! So much has happened since I last saw you. I lost my hammer...like, yesterday so that's still pretty fresh. Loki, he's alive! Can you believe it? He's up there. Hey Loki! Look who it is!"

―Thor to Grandmaster, Hulk and Loki^[src]

"What would you like me to say? You faked your own death. You stole the throne, stripped Odin of his power, stranded him on Earth to die, releasing the Goddess of Death. Have I said enough or would you like me to go further than the past two days?"

―Thor to Loki^[src]

"My God, you're a Valkyrie... You know, I used to want to be a Valkyrie when I was younger, until I found out you were all women. There's nothing wrong with women, of course, I like women. Sometimes a little too much. Not in a creepy way, just more like a respectful appreciation. I think it's great, an elite force of women warriors. It's about time."

―Thor to Valkyrie^[src]

"I am Thor, god of thunder, and I say now, not one blade of my locks shall be severed! Please don't cut my hair! No! Nooo!"

―Thor to the Sakaar Barber^[src]

"I know what you’re thinking. 'Oh No, Thor’s in a cage. What happened?'"

―Thor to a skeleton^[src]

"I choose to run towards my problems, and not away from them. Because's that– because's that what heroes do."

―Thor^[src]

"Oh dear brother, you're becoming predictable. I trust you, you betray me and round and round in circles we go. See, Loki, life is about growth and change. But you just seem to want to stay the same. I guess what I'm trying to say is that you'll always be the God of Mischief. But you could be more."

―Thor to Loki^[src]

Dialogue

"You must be a traitor or a coward because the Valkyries are sworn to protect the throne!"
"Listen closely, Your Majesty. This is Sakaar, not Asgard, and I'm a scrapper, not a Valkyrie."

―Thor and Valkyrie^[src]

"What are you doing here?!"
"What am I doing here? I'm trapped in this chair, where's your chair?"
"I didn't get a chair."
"Well then get me out of this one!"
"I can't."
"What?"
"I can't."
"Why not?!"
"I can't jeopardise my position! I've gained the Grandmaster's favour two weeks ago!"
"What? How have you been here for two weeks?"
"What are you whispering about?"

―Loki, Thor and Grandmaster^[src]

"Hela, the goddess of death has invaded Asgard. And you and I had a fight recently."
"Did I win?"
"No, I won. Easily."
"Doesn't sound right."
"Well, it's true."

―Thor and Bruce Banner^[src]

"We're the same, you and I. Just a couple of hot-headed fools."
"Yes, same. Hulk like fire and Thor like water."
"Well, we're kind of both like fire."
"But Hulk like raging fire. Thor like smoldering fire."

―Thor and Hulk^[src]

"Kneel."
"Beg your pardon?"
"You must be Hela. I'm Thor, son of Odin."
Really? You don't look like him."
"Perhaps we can come to an arrangement."
"You sound like him. Kneel. Before your queen."
"I don't think so. It's not possible.
"Darling, you don't know what's possible...""

―Hela, Loki and Thor^[src]

"You're on a planet surrounded by doorways. Go through one."
"Which one?"
"The big one!"

―Heimdall and Thor^[src]

"Thor sad."
"Shut up."
"THOR SAD!!!"
"I’m not sad, you idiot. I’m pissed off! Angry. I lost my father. I lost my hammer. You’re not even listening."
"Don’t kick stuff."
"You’re being a really bad friend."
"You bad friend!"
"You know what we call you?"
"No."
"We call you the stupid Avenger."
"You’re tiny Avenger!"
"What, are you crazy?"
"Yes."
"You know what? Earth does hate you."
"No..."
"I’m sorry I said those things. You're not the stupid Avenger. Nobody calls you the stupid Avenger."
"It's okay."
"You just can't go around throwing shields at people, you could have killed me."
"I know, I'm sorry! I just get so angry all the time! Hulk always... always angry."
"I know. We're the same, you and I. Just a couple of hot-headed fools."
"Yeah, same. Hulk like fire... Thor like water."
"Well, we're kind of both like fire."
"But Hulk like real fire. Like... raging fire. Thor like smoldering fire."
"Hulk, I need you to do something for me."

―Thor and Hulk^[src]

"Loki, I thought the world of you. I thought we were gonna fight side by side forever, but at the end of the day, you're you and I'm me, and... I don't know, maybe there's still good in you, but let's be honest – our paths diverged a long time ago."
"We are. It's probably for the best that we never see each other again."
"Yeah, that's what you always wanted."

―Thor and Loki^[src]

"Voice activation required."
"Thor."
"Access denied."
"Thor."
"Access denied"
"Strongest Avenger."
"Access denied."
"Damn you, Stark. Point Break."
"Welcome, Point Break."

―Quinjet Computer and Thor^[src]

"Banner? Hey, hey, hey. You all right, Banner? Sun’s going down. Sun’s going down. That’s it, breathe. I won’t hurt you. Sun’s going down."
"...Thor?"
"Yeah."
"What happened to your hair?"
"Some creepy old man cut it off."
"It looks good."
"Thanks."
"Where are we? How’s Nat?"
"Nat is good, I’m sure."
"And what about Sokovia?"
"Sokovia?"
"The city, Sokovia. Did we save it?"
"Banner, listen."
"What?"
"Sokovia. Ultron. That was two years ago."
"What are you saying? I’ve been Hulk for two years?"
"I’m afraid so."
"What the hell happened?"
"Banner, there’s something you should know..."
"Voice Activation required."
"Banner."
"Welcome, Strongest Avenger."
"What?"
"Ship’s log..."
"Thor, where are we?"
"Yeah, about that."
"It’s bad news, bad news today. Sakaar, hear ye. Attention please. I have some bad news. My beloved, exalted Champion has turned up missing. Take to the streets. Celebrate my champion."
"Who’s that?"
"He kind of runs the place. You actually lived in his house."
"I did?"
"Yeah. Quite a lot’s happened. You and I had a fight recently."
"Did I win?"
"No, I won. Easily."
"Doesn’t sound right."
"Well, it’s true."
"It seems that that criminally seductive Lord of Thunder has stolen him away."
"Seductive GOD of Thunder. We need to move."
"Oh, no. This is bad. This is really, really bad. Thor, I think I’m freaking out."
"No, no, no. Don’t freak out. You’re okay. Put these on."
"These are Tony’s clothes."
"I know, come on."
"Is he here?"
"No, he’s not here. But listen. Just stay calm, okay? The sun’s going down. The sun’s getting really low. Sun’s going down."

―Thor, Bruce Banner,, Quinjet Computer and Grandmaster^[src]

"I've spent years, in a haze, trying to forget my past. Sakaar seemed like the best place to drink, and to forget, and to die. One day."
"Well, I was thinking that you drink too much and it was probably gonna kill you."
"I don't plan to stop drinking. But... I don't wanna forget. I can't turn away anymore. So... if I'm gonna die, well... it might as well be driving my sword through the heart of that murderous hag."

―Valkyrie and Thor^[src]

"I don't know how to fly this thing!"
"You're a doctor. You have PhDs. You should figure it out."
"None of them for flying alien spaceships!"

―Bruce Banner and Thor^[src]

"I think we should disband the Revengers."
"Hit her with a lightning blast."
"I just hit her with the biggest lightning blast in the history of lightning. It did nothing."
"We just need to hold her off until everyone's on board."
"It won't end there. The longer Hela's on Asgard, the more powerful she grows. She'll hunt us down. We need to stop her here and now."
"So what do we do?"
"I'm not doing 'get help'."

―Thor, Loki and Valkyrie^[src]

Trailer Only

"But then I went on a journey of self-discovery where I met you."

―Thor to Hulk^[src]

"We have to stop her here and now to prevent Ragnarök and the end of everything. So I'm putting together a team like the old days."

―Thor^[src]

"Biggest muscle of the body."
"Well, I've got lots more muscle, so technically, more brains!"

―Bruce Banner and Thor^[src]

Agents of S.H.I.E.L.D.

Episode 1.01: Pilot

Spoken about Thor

"Then aliens invaded New York and were beaten back By, among others, a giant green monster, a costumed hero from the '40s, and a god."
"I don't think Thor's technically a god."
"Well, you haven't been near his arms."

―Maria Hill and Grant Ward^[src]

Episode 1.08: The Well

Spoken about Thor

"In ancient times, people believed the heavens were filled with gods and monsters and magical worlds. Then, as time passed, those beliefs faded into myth and folklore. But now we know the stories were true. Other worlds, with names like Asgard, do exist. And beings once revered as gods, like Thor, have returned, leaving us with more questions and... an enormous mess to clean up."

―Jemma Simmons^[src]

"You know, It'd be nice if, for once, Thor and his people sent down the god of cleaning up after yourself. They probably have a magic broom for this kind of thing."

―Phil Coulson^[src]

"Wouldn't mind getting my human hands on Thor. He's so dreamy."
"Sure, he's handsome, but-"
"No. He's dreamy."

―Skye, Phil Coulson and Melinda May^[src]

"You should give your buddy the god of thunder a shout. He gets his power from his hammer, right? What if this is his nail to the hammer?"
"I already did. Director Fury told me he's off the grid. And if he has a cellphone, we don't have the number."

―Skye and Phil Coulson^[src]

"Do you know Thor?"
"Oh, sure, I spent all my days palling around with the future king of Asgard. No, I don't know Thor."

―Phil Coulson and Elliot Randolph^[src]

"You should consider the American Northwest. Maybe Portland. Good food scene. Great philharmonic."
"Well, if you will come and visit. It's not everyone I get to share my stories with."
"Sure. And if Thor's in town, I'll introduce you."

―Phil Coulson and Elliot Randolph^[src]

Episode 1.09: Repairs

Spoken about Thor

"He thinks it's Hell, but I think it's an alien world. Fitz, it was stunning."
"Well, there were reports in London after the spaceship landed of multiple portals opening, Thor passing between worlds."

―Jemma Simmons and Leo Fitz^[src]

Episode 1.10: The Bridge

Spoken about Thor

"They couldn't have a psychic. They're not on the Index. They're a myth."
"So is Thor."

―Phil Coulson and Skye^[src]

Episode 1.15: Yes Men

Spoken about Thor

"These are the same readings Dr. Selvig and Dr. Foster picked up in New Mexico and in London. They herald the arrival of an Asgardian."
"Thor."
"Not sure. Either way, S.H.I.E.L.D. wants us to be the welcome wagon."

―Jemma Simmons, Leo Fitz and Melinda May^[src]

"She's a warrior. I saw her fighting in New Mexico with Thor. Climbed a giant metal killing machine, speared it with a double-bladed sword. It was pretty badass."

―Phil Coulson to Melinda May^[src]

Episode 2.12: Who You Really Are

Spoken about Thor

"You must remember things about your home world, right?"
"Only basic lessons a child could learn."
"The name of your sword?"
"What about Thor?"
"Um... I do not know this word, yet when you say it, I... want to smile. Why?"
"Who can explain the mysteries of the Asgardian brain?"
"I Can."

―Phil Coulson, Sif and Melinda May^[src]

Luke Cage

Episode 1.01: Moment of Truth

Spoken about Thor

"Hey, yo, my man, my man. All HD. Got it right here. Blu-ray, too, 'cause I'm nice like that. Tony Stark, the big blonde dude with the hammer, the old dude with the shield, the green monster, and I don't mean Fenway. You can't get better raw footage of the incident anywhere else than right here."

―Dave Griffith to Luke Cage^[src]

Episode 1.05: Just to Get a Rep

Spoken about Thor

"The world isn't the world anymore, mija. Aliens coming out of the sky. People with silver hammers. Green monsters. All I know is everything happens for a reason. And now, somehow you're a part of it."

―Soledad Temple to Claire Temple^[src]