"As liaison to Stark Industries, I've had the unique privilege of serving with a real patriot. He is my friend, and he is my great mentor. Ladies and gentlemen, it is my honor to present this years Apogee Award to Mr. Tony Stark. Tony?"
"You don’t respect yourself so I know you don’t respect me." "I respect you." "You know, I’m just your babysitter so, you know, when you need your diaper changed, let me know — thank you — and I’ll get you a bottle, okay?"
"I'm just not the hero type. Clearly. With this laundry list of character defects, all the mistakes I've made, largely public." "Just stick to the cards, man." "Yeah, okay. The truth is... I am Iron Man."
" I’m only gonna say this once. Get out. You don’t deserve to wear one of these. Shut it down!" "Goldstein." "Yes, Mr Stark?" "Give me a phat beat to beat my buddy’s ass to." "I told you to shut it down." "Now, put that thing back where you found it before someone gets hurt. Really? Sorry, pal, but Iron Man doesn’t have a sidekick." "Sidekick this. Had enough?"
"You want it? Take it!" "Put your hand down!" "You think you got what it takes to wear that suit?" "We don’t have to do this, Tony." "You wanna be the War Machine? Take your shot." "Put it down!" "You gonna take a shot?" "Put it down!" "No!" "Drop it Tony!" "Take it!"
"Unbelievable. This ought to get the Senate off my ass. It’s functional?" "Fully mission-capable." "Good. Get Hammer down here to weaponize it." "Sir?" "Justin Hammer’s making a weapons presentation at the Expo. We’d like this to introduce it." "Sir, I don’t believe that the Expo…" "Colonel, the world needs to see this fast. We’ve got to make this happen." "Yes, General, but…" "It’s also an order." "Yes sir." "Good work, Colonel. You’ve made your country proud." "Thank you sir."
"I'm gonna find a heavy-duty comm sat now, I need your login." "It's same as it's always been, "WarMachine68."" "And a password, please." "Well, look, I gotta change it every time you hack in, Tony." "It's not the '80s, nobody says "hack" anymore. Give me your login." ""WAR MACHINE ROX" with an "X," all caps...Yeah, okay." "That is so much better than "Iron Patriot.""
"So I take the tank, fly it right up to the General’s palace, drop it at his feet, I’m like, Boom! You looking for this? Boom! Are you looking... Why do I even talk to you guys? Everywhere else that story kills." "That's the whole story?" "Yeah, it's a War Machine story." "It's very good then."
"Tony, if someone dies on your watch, you don't give up." "Who said we're giving up?" "We are if we're not taking responsibility for our actions. This document just shifts the blame." "I'm sorry, Steve, that... that is dangerously arrogant. This is the United Nations we're talking about. It's not the World Security Council. It's not S.H.I.E.L.D.. It's not HYDRA-" "No, but it's run by people with agendas and agendas change."
"Still no word on Vision?" "Satellites lost him somewhere over Edinburgh." "On a stolen Quinjet with four of the world's most wanted criminals." "You know they're only criminals because you chose them to call them that, right, sir?" "God, Rhodes. Your talent for horse-shit rivals my own." "If it weren't for those Accords, Vision would have been right here." "I remember your signature on those papers, Colonel." "That's right. And I'm pretty sure I paid for that." "You having second thoughts?" "Not anymore." "Mr. Secretary." "You got some nerve. I'll give you that." "You could use some of that right now." "The world's on fire, and you think all's forgiven?" "I'm not looking for forgiveness. And I'm way past asking for permission. Earth just lost their best defender. So we're here to fight. If you wanna stay in our way... we'll fight you, too." "Arrest them."